Your Artificial Friends

Was Ivan really terrible? Who was the first to shoot the moon? And a look at the original King of the Road. All this and more in today's Almanac!

It's colonoscopy time again for Andy! Listen to his stomach growl as he, Larry and Josh discuss the finer points of cleaning out your alimentary canal. It could save your life, and it could lose you your lunch.

Andy, Josh and Larry recount their holidays, including a conversation to satisfy any fantasy football maven. Plus, we look to the new year and our vision boards for it.

Andy, Josh & Sam talk about the ghosts of Christmas past and present, and the whole Chan-fam shares a holiday treat. Merry Christmas from Your Artificial Friends!

Do you believe in Mercury in Retrograde? Do you have even the slightest idea what the hell that is? Listen to this podcast. Your very life may depend upon it.

Vandals, barbers, actors, presidents and reggae singers -- what do they all have in common? They're all in today's swell Almanac.

You might have been on the Queen Mary, but do you know Queen Mary? We make pearls to toss to swine. And we probably piss off at least one person in Kentucky.

We intended another topic, but things go awry. Instead, we muse about the peculiarities of language and dialect. You should be champing at the bit.

What's a privateer? Which star's name should you never say three times? And when is it cool to wear a clip-on tie? We tell all in today's Almanac.

Have the New England Patriots always cheated? What caused Noah's flood? And what's a "mookie?" Find these answers and more inside today's almanac.