Your Fart of the Day

It fought to get out and now it’s free.

Thanks be given for this beautiful turkey

An old classic everyone can relate to

Beware the looks you’ll get if you play this too loudly.

Better than granola to start your day.

This one rolls along like a drunk sailor

Two for one today.

A cute little croak

What begins as a low rumble, becomes a grumble and then a trumpeting shout.