This episode is a full-spectrum emotional workout, and things escalate quickly. It’s silly, smart, unhinged in the best way, and deeply human—basically the news, but without pretending everything is fine.

Em and Cait bounce between fake celebrity photos, Cait's time at Second City, the Grammys jumping networks, Trevor Noah poking the political bear, and Bad Bunny having the most relatable anxiety spiral in award-show history. Then it’s straight into the Epstein files (allegedly!).

They take a detour into Canadian politics, the suspiciously glowing Rotten Tomatoes scores of a certain propaganda-adjacent film, and the quiet terror of realizing journalists may no longer be safe.

To balance out the dread: 3-flippered sea turtles, wiener-mobile races, dog shows, goalie fights, drag queens being sued for a dollar, and a historical lesson on what happens when women are given zero options (spoiler: poison).

Shownotes:

• grammys move to disney bye cbs
• epstein and peter attia
• melania director accusations and box office
• catherine o'hara
• conservatives still want pp as leader
• rats in ny
• 3-flipper turtle
• oscar meyer wienermobile race
• gene editing babies
• ilona maher labia puffs
• project 2025 coming after the ladies
• taliban marriage criminal code
• aqua tofana
• patagonia suing pattie gonia
• savannah guthrie's mom

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This week’s episode (their 50th!!) is a full-chaos sampler platter: birthday party debriefs, peak petty relationship moments, and the new life philosophy of friction maxxing—aka choosing mild inconvenience on purpose so your brain doesn’t rot.

Cait and Em unpack why the internet is making truth feel optional, what’s actually going on with ICE and the Olympics (spoiler: not what the headlines want you to think), and why TikTok moderation is starting to feel… ominous. Then: exploding trees, miracle baby turtles, dogs curing teen anxiety via gut microbes, and the extremely cursed idea of using AI as a therapist (don’t).

Plus: Ozempic is apparently saving airlines millions, B12 deficiency comes for us all, and martinis spark a surprisingly technical debate. Equal parts smart, spiralling, and deeply unserious—just the way the girls like it.

Shownotes:

• danish people petition
• ICE at the olympics
• tiktok censoring
• Iranian regime
• Ellison media consolidation
• friction maxxing 
• teens and dogs and anxiety
• chat gpt as a therapist
• exploding trees
• tiny turtle miracle
• pancreatic cancer cure
• airline industry saving money due to glp-1 usage
• what does B12 do
• virginia high school students car repairs for single moms

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This week the girls kick things off with a surprisingly serious (and genuinely hopeful) deep dive on Mark Carney's Davos mic-drop with their first-ever political insider guest Jill Clark, and shift to the usual business talking about naked FaceTimes, strong canned cocktails, and a four-and-a-half-star book review that spirals into why Goodreads is emotionally unsafe. They also consider swearing as a productivity tool, toxic mom groups, celebrity oversharing, platforming debates, and why saying “I just want dialogue” is often a lie. 

Plus: billionaire math that will ruin your day, California’s drought glow-up, Wikipedia’s AI era, goalie fights, queer sports love stories, declining literacy panic, and one absolutely unforgivable seggs scene on page 527. Smart, chaotic, occasionally enraged, but ultimately very pro celebrating the wins.

Shownotes:

Guest commentator: Jill Clark 

Books:

• Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McNaughy
• The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons
• Canada's billionaires
• Reading is on the decline
• Goalie fight!
• NICU nurse gets jailtime
• Wikipedia + AI
• Elon's Grok deepfakes
• PM Carney's WEF speech 
• Donald's Davos fact checks

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Community is the theme, chaos is the method. With Cait away, Em is joined by Briana Buckmaster for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly tender conversation about grief, art, perimenopause energy, and the radical power of doing absolutely nothing together. They unpack why women in midlife want to be left alone (lovingly), why storytelling matters more than ever, how tech and algorithms are flattening culture, and why the egg—not the sperm—actually chooses (iconic). 

Along the way: immigration crackdowns, dating apps enabling predators, influencer visas, Heated Rivalry as a case study in why romance is back, and a masterclass on female pleasure that men did not ask for but desperately need. Equal parts cultural critique, group chat energy, and gentle manifesto for being a human in public. 

Shownotes:

• ice agent shot renee nicole good
• new president of meta
• women file lawsuit against tinder and hinge
• egg actually rejects the sperm it doesn't want
• men's brains not fully developed til 55
• influencers and only fans models dominate 0-1b US visas 
• bbc news orgasm study 

Books:

• coffee table book judd apatow
• the names florence knapp
• fight night miriam toews

Movie: wicked little letters

Music: zach bryan's new album

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It’s 2026, we’re ten days in, and already debating whether being called a “podcaster” is a slur. Em + Cait unpack New Year identity crises, MILF discourse, and why softness might be the most terrifying resolution of all. From hockey romance TV debates and the rise of pegging (yes, really), to AI logos that all look like buttholes, tech gone feral, vaccine chaos, and genuinely hopeful science breakthroughs, this episode pinballs between horny, horrified, and cautiously optimistic. Plus: why you shouldn’t sit on the toilet too long, how to meet people IRL without apps, and proof that this podcast is officially no longer “just a hobby.”

The girls also address the sweetest mailbag question about building a community.

Shownotes:

• the boys want to get pegged
• logos look like butts
• Elon's grok is undressing girls
• tv smoothing
• bigandmini.org
• venezuela 
• huntington's update
• lecanemab alzheimer
• man paralyzed on the potty
• pipeline updates
• movies ideas: long shot, game night, bugonia, one battle after another, wake up dead man, sinners
• tv to watch: the assembly

books:

• you exist too much
• my friends fredrik bachman
• everyone in my family has killed someone
• wild dark shore
• house on the cerulean sea

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This week on Your Weekly Breakdown, Em + Caitlin spiral (gently) from burnout and big-fat book stacks into airport empathy, 2-star Apple reviews, + the shocking discovery that Nantucket is absolutely ripping cocaine. Along the way: strippers save Xmas, a German Shepherd eats $100 underwear, and AI content is officially declared SLOP. There’s joy, grief, French girl crushes, rogue Turning Point USA Google Forms, accidental witchcraft, and a surprisingly moving reminder that most people are still trying to be decent. Cozy chaos, but make it smart.

Books:

• the correspondent
• my friends fredrik bachman
• emperor of gladness ocean vuong

Shownotes

• badass women of portland strip club community
• knix is great
• word of the year is slop
• times person of the year is the architects of AI
• jane austen's 250th birthday
• aryna's tennis story
• rob reiner latest
• turning point USA halftime show form
• rauhnacht 
• goal setting for 2026
• New york fashion week no more fur, vegan leather is just plastic u guys
• lady crash test dummies
• louvre books ruined

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Running on fumes, rage, and one ridiculously embarrassing story, this episode of Your Weekly Breakdown ricochets from feral morning energy to a surprisingly sharp cultural autopsy: Diddy documentaries, horny hockey romances, collapsing math skills, news from TikTok, AI deepfakes, banned words, trad-wife hypocrisy, digital detoxes, hockey canada, data centres, pipeline politics, and—mercifully—a horny left-coiled snail who finally found love. 

It’s chaotic, funny, occasionally furious, and weirdly tender, with Em + Cait asking the big questions (wait what's your most embarrassing moment?!) while swearing slightly less than usual, and proving, once again, that the world is on fire but at least the conversation is good!

Shownotes:

• Diddy's docu
• heated rivalry
• kids can't do math anymore :( 
• where college kids get their news (tiktok dear god)
• australia's social media ban
• PENN american's banned words
• let's kill our personal brands
• hockey canada case stoney creek
• ecole polytechnique expands scholarships
• jameela jamil on tradwives
• luigi mangione updates
• rolling stone expose on amazon data centres and cancer
• jeremy the left curling snail
• pipelines
• motherhood spending

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In this week's episode, Em and Cait spiral (lovingly) through everything from Rosalía’s divine-chaotic new album to the absolute fever dream of being named one of Apple Podcasts’ Best of 2025. Between norovirus accusations, kids listening to Eminem, chaotic holiday invites, U.S. political nonsense, Meta being Meta, cult documentaries, loneliness, wandering culture, and whether bars should ban solo drinkers, the girls deliver their signature blend of silly, smart, and mildly unhinged. It’s conversational comfort content for busy women everywhere.

Shownotes:

• rosalia's new album
• Rfk jr on cover of Atlantic
• Trump wants Rush Hour reboot
• Youth safety features meta also lol
• Miss Mexico won!
• Allison Mack is back
• Why is hanging out so hard?
• Bar bans solo patrons
• Backstreet's Back
• Childish Gambino stroke
• Carney says Canada drops ‘feminist foreign policy’ but upholds values
• List of Degrees not longer classed "Professional" by Trump Admin
• Birch Babe

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Welcome back to Your Weekly Breakdown, the weekly catch up session with your hosts Emily + Cait, who don't shy away from dumb questions and interesting topics. This week, they cover iron infusions, norovirus, perioral dermititis, face mites, Robbie Hoffman, Miss Mexico and President Sheinbaum, Trump hosting controversial Saudi folks, Billie Eilish + billionaires, Bezos moon plans + funding the met gala, Savvy Sophie Gregoire Trudeau, + job search tips post layoffs. 

Cait also celebrates 20 years of her improv show, and Emily spills the beans on her latest travel dilemma. 

Shownotes:

• billie eilish on elon
• the arrival fallacy and managing disappointment
• president sheinbaum
• miss mexico miss universe
• bezos and sanchez funding the met gala
• jeff wants to put facotires on the moon, no plan b for earth
• the dark triad
• robyn's new song dopamine
• emily's new fav company
• sarah seager comes home exoplanet researcher
• new visitor in space?? 31 atlas
• the manor documentary
• cait defends the arts
• allison mack and the Nxivm cult

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This week on Your Weekly Breakdown, Emily and Caitlin cover everything from Elton John’s bone jewelry to belugas in peril. As always it's smart, funny, feminist, and slightly unhinged.

The girls spiral through new music obsessions, period blood as the new frontier in women's health, and Teen Vogue's demise. Also Prince Andrew is now "Just Andrew," and lol to Bari Weiss' 6 security unit detail. Even better, they tackle marriage advice and a Dick Cheney history lesson, too. Curl up for cozy chaos.

Shownotes:

• elton john's knees
• rfk jr on tylenol
• chat gpt medical or legal advice
• period blood super powers
• glamour women of the year
• loud women poem
• teen vogue folding
• bari weiss beefy bodyguards
• the hot louvre heist guys 
• prince andrew
• beluga whales in marineland
• ice is the ding dong of the week
• married girls spill the tea
• Music:
  • tame impala
  • not for radio
  • doja cat
  • hard copy playlists

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