With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it's okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC.

Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/

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With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don't Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex's temperament got.

Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister's wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff answers your Patreon question about how he got his Reddit name.

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The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron.

Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares what his NBA agent friend told him about how much he could have made if he were in the college transfer portal today.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin' a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he's the most anxious man in America.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Ontario, Toronto, Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago's knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In the end, the boys end up in the DMs talking about messages sent and received as well as times wingmanning for each other.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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Geoff's back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You've got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it.

This week on the Patreon, we've got some spicy, spicy content. In Biden's America, it's the best deal on the market. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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With Geoff traveling this week, you're listening to the 'Welcome to You're Actually Kinda Smart Dude' podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME.

Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, "How are you doing?"

Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy is jealous of all the POV content that will be coming Instagram's way. Tommy believes he's the easiest haircut in town. The boys agree women haven't taken an L in four or five years. And, a special guest calls in to confirm that he showed up to a family's thanksgiving having dated two of the three sisters.

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Coming in high, the boys talk about some wild tales from recent trips on the road. They also share stories about getting confronted by the boyfriends of women they're flirting with.

Alex buries the lead on hanging with a woman from TikTok. And, is it possible that Jalen Brunson knows Drago??

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Houston, Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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With Geoff on the road, Alex is joined by 24 year-old wunderkind, and North Dakota native, John Kennedy. You can find Mr. Kennedy performing across the country and as host of the podcast 'Can I Go Home Now?'

For his second time on the pod, John comes bearing gifts for the boys before jumping into talking about sports betting, stealing from other countries, and answering some Patron's questions.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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The boys are back in a new studio. Alex begins by sharing a hall-of-fame-worthy story about his date with someone who thinks Geoff is anti-Semitic. We're taking bets on the NBA playoffs, talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and creating the Cancel Everyone Music Festival.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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