the two finally recount pearl's most recent kiss. molly shares her ideas for project coconut. gabe brings up how no one on hinge understands what the word "irrational" means. diet coke burps interrupt molly through her points, and the two go on an existential journey of what a "last time" truly is.

molly and gabe discuss the television enigma that was cw's riverdale, while finding out they have no idea who anna nicole smith is. gabe recounts a tale of a demon gay trying to ruin his life. katie golson makes an appearance as the two's mom, and the two discuss how lollapalooza is an op convention.

molly and gabe discover the seven wonders of the world which are: dan scheider, the i in dsixl, bat mitzvahs, forty minute youtube videos, virginity, awesomeness tv lore, and morning wood.