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We are joined by the nicest guy who has a motorcycle, Andy Greaser AND WE HAVE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 

We have arrived.

Jiffy stand pads, buying more old junk bikes (we don't need them but we need them), and key hiding.

Zharch kicks off our new segment featuring tales from the road, then we talk about how motorcycle YouTube channels always eventually end up devolving into super-stupid bullshit.

No, the irony is not lost on us.

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THE FINAL EPISODE OF THE SEASON

More Greaser. So Greasy.

Car vs. cage, Vermont titles, Zharch bleeds all over a restroom, the Street Triple, then what type of bike is best for general fuckery.

Reading the description, this all seems very on-brand for You're Motorcycling Wrong, doesn't it?

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CVO continues hanging out. Raceist Billdo cries about his nickname, further cementing it. Let us tell you why you're dumb for using a phone for navigation. Tires again, which is actually OK, and then Lem goes all Gen Z and encourages the push to electric. (Tools in the shop, not motorcycles. But electric motorcycles are pretty fuckin' dope, too.) We talk about the shittiest bikes we ever bought, and then hash out whether 'tis better to wrench or ride.

More cat interruption, too. Shit, they never shut up.

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Pissing on a Chevy. Our friend CVO stops by. Gremlin bells. Exhaust chatter. Old bike new bike, then we hate on pay-to-play shit. Bill's audio sort of sucks in this episode; break his balls because he's the audio guy.

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More Ben. DEFINITELY not rewriting his bio again here. This time around it's tires, production race classes vs. money-is-no-object racing. Lem rekindles his stupid dream of a high-quality quarter-bore which will never come to fruition because he is one of seven people who want a bike like that. Popstarting is dumb, scooters are not, and then we discuss what comes after ADV.

Is this season over yet?

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Ben Glisson stops by. He is fancy, so he gave us a very lengthy bio to write, which none of us felt like editing and formatting. Here's the short version:

He's raced some famous people—Johnny Lewis, Cory Texter, Shayna Texter, and James Stewart. He's one a couple Southeast National championships and a ton of district championships in flat track, MX, and hare scrambles. His pop owned a motorcycle shop and made young Ben stock shelves at 5, and he has turned wrenches in the service department.

We discuss KTM fuccbois and one of the cats keeps interrupting us. We talk about Day In The Dirt, the Harley-Davidson Evolution and Milwaukee-Eight motors, and a new approach to ordering new bikes.

Enjoy the shit show.

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Jack hangs in with us for another episode. More tiddlers. Tiddlers everywhere.

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More motorcycle stupidity. You know what you're in for. Super-awesome Motorcyle Guy Jack Broomall gives a lesson about all things Hodaka.

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In the season finale the boys are here to talk about teaching your partner to ride, protecting the family jewels, the sweet sound of old bikes, art bikes and the insectification of bikes.

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The boys are back and as usual talk out of their asses.  

This time they prattle on about dragging knee on the street, shipping motorcycles, bikes for snow use, Indian Motorcycles, and the skateboard-to-motorcycle pipeline.