You’re Not Down

Don't you just hate when you order chili cheese fries and then an elderly Nicaraguan lady digs her claws in them? Well so does Luis and he's here to talk about it! The guys also talk about "Hawaiian" Mike and his weird Hawaiian shirt collection, Luis finding hope for love in a tarot card reading, Mike turning news of death and depression into comedy, and of course, answering the question of the century: Does Batman give oral?

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CLOWN GAMES 2021 BABYYYYYYYYY!!!! After two full days of recovery, the guys are finally alive enough to talk about Mike's bachelor party and all of the nasty, the raunchy, the sexyyyy activities that they took part in. You know, like eating at a diner with famous homemade jam and bowling with pizza and pitchers of sprite. The guys also talk about construction sites being greedy, boats being too damn big, and creating a construction/carnival cruise line business (???).

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Fellas. We've all broken our asses at one point or another, am I right? No? Just Luis? Well then... uhhh... well we're hoping you can at least be on board with Girl Scouts being bullsh*t, Mike beating the sh*t out of thirty 3rd graders, and hearing about Mike's birthday bash that Luis was definitely not invited to. AND PRIDE WEEK!!!

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Grab your beads and get ready to flash the teets because the guys talk about Luis's New Orleans trip! And you know a Luis Nola trip isn't complete without flashing gay men, getting mouth to mouth shots from Big Momma, and of course, some good ol' giraffe lovin.

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Happy Birthday to Luis, listen as he talks about the the most extravagant birthday dinner ever! Moonshine Martian check, Giant Fork check, Gunslinging Grandma check check. Also find out what happens when the statue of liberty flips the bird to a man-sized penguin. Disclaimer! YND Inc. and You're Not Down podcast acknowledges that Mike is a lawyer and the repeated statement of episodes being "based on a true story" are indeed 100% true and authenticated. 

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If you had one hour to live, what would you do and why is your answer watching an episode of YND? This week, catch the guys talking about gatorade nipples, our past high school selves, doing the weirdest sh*t at sleepovers as kids, and proper arm rest etiquette when you're in the middle seat on a plane.

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It's a very happy Cinco de Mayo episode! Only, the guys don't talk about the holiday at all. Instead, they focus on the more important things such as where the right place to put ketchup for your fries is, cyclists being arrogant a**holes, Mike going to Disneyland opening weekend, and greasing your piece for some good ol' boat lovin'.

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And the Academy Award for funniest host goes to..... Michael "Halftime" Rubio! Join the guys this week as they talk about Mike being the crowd favorite, white bread being the worst, kitchen gadgets being unnecessary, and how Luis's bulge rudely interrupted Mike's Oscar watch party.

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Vibe check 1,2,1,2! Crack open a dang PBR and throw some muhfuggin Owl City on the jukebox because theres nothin' but sweet sweet vibes on this one. That is until it turns into a bloodbath between the guys on whose vibe is better. They also talk getting back into the world, getting swerved HARD at the clerb, and how Pringles might be bullshit.

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Hey there you beautiful, [burp] blurry b*tches. This week, the guys [burp] take 7 shots for the 7 reviews [burp with a little bit of throw up] they got and started off the episode with a very special cameo from none other than Halftime himself! After the halftime show, the guys get into how bloody mary's should be outlawed, how outie belly buttons are 1 of the top 2 worst things on this earth, your pets seeing you with your wang out, and how many pillows is the appropriate amount of pillows for a person's bed.

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