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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 833

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

00:41:07 - Show N Tell

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

01:27:07 - Wrap Up

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 832

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin

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New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 831

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 830

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes

00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit

00:20:14 - Fartmacy

00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers

00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List

00:46:56 - Napkin Pants

00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny

00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru

00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT

01:01:10 - Art Update

01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together.

Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show.

Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 829

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick

00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer

00:16:49 - Art Update

00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email

00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass

00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional

00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar

00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa

00:52:16 - Green Room

01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician

01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield

01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer

01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public

01:31:53 - Black Magic

01:35:17 - TikToks

01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice

01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop

01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care

01:55:47 - Wrap Up

01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 827

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 826

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10ykArmie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 824

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin

00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina

00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead

00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards

00:20:35 - Basic Questions

00:23:19 - Clive Barker

00:31:27 - Behind The Mask

00:38:06 - Hellraiser

00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names

00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny

01:03:41 - Master Of Accents

01:14:02 - Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page

01:21:14 - Mommy's New Boobs

01:27:08 - Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price

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