Two bioluminescent sea slugs, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, discuss protecting your penis, & The SVU Twist. Plus we dish out a helping of Mommentary, & a fresh Actor Spotlight.

Two unsightly piccolo players, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Mom-mentary, gamer boys, and more of the 129 Ways to Get a Husband.

Two hotel skanks discuss high-stakes telephone, leg guillotines, and saviours' blood. Plus we learn how to birth a baby (It's simple!).

Two notable economists, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk bad news orchestras, diamond teeth, and nanny abuse.

Two tacky harbingers of death, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk jungle cradles, bashful beauties, and 129 ways to get a husband.

Two pushy cheesemongers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk komodo dragons, stolen puppies, and Life With Derek.

Two ingrown doll hairs, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk sweet shrimp guys, best frenemies, and how The Lonely Island saved the internet.

Two lonely goatherds, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk saucy sirens, polar bear costumes, and global circumnavigation.

Two unfortunate kitten-wranglers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk stealing dogs, summoning birds, and WALT! Plus, Anna does her second Actor Spotlight!

Two rare cuts of hot beef, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk camellia sinensis, vision quests, and too much fruit.