Two professional lollygaggers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Team Yahoo vs. Team Shlimshlam, mid-robbery coitus, and the absurdity of trying to pick a lock on a Halliburton.

Two Martha Stewarts of matrimony, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk other dads, anagrams, and jumprope challenges. Anna does the first Actor Spotlight!

Two VH1 hasbeens, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Princess Diaries, middle of the night phone calls, and what constitutes "tea."

Two incredulous cheese mongers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk the Xerox Murders, negligent fathers, and celebratory blazers.

Two ungrateful choir leaders, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk imaginary peanut butter, ASMR, and Alicia Keys's Masterclass.

Two disgraced bird watchers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk forced laughter, overt metaphors, and the movie that Adrien Brody got skinny for.

Two uninspired cobblers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk bees, crying, and the movie that Christian Bale got skinny for. *MILD MAD MEN SPOILER WARNING*

Two industrious leech farmers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk homosexual sharks, Indian bandit Veerappan, and Jefferson Airplane.  They also take their first LOST personality quiz-- and you won't BELIEVE the results!!!

Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.

Two washed up truffle hogs, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Outback Steakhouse, cursing on TV, and a 250-pound rat with scimitar-like tusks and a surly disposition who would love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near. 

Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.

Two freelance ghost whisperers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Nobel Prize winners, cartoon fish, epistemology, and ponder whether any movies are certified 100% fresh. 

Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.