News of the World - Slow, wistful Western with top acting from Hanks and small blonde child. 

Malcolm and Marie - Very bad and boring. Shame. 

Blithe Spirit - Very bad slapstick Noel Coward remake but not as bad as Malcolm and Marie.

Framing Britney Spears - If you're a fan, this is a waste of time as nothing new is revealed. Non-fans will be drawn in and horrified. With themselves.

Behind Her Eyes - Dark, sexy whodunnit which keeps you guessing right up until a haphazardly rushed twist which the book deals with better.

Then for some reason, Ash went down a 90s rabbit hole and decided to watch:

The Client - Lawyer Susan Sarandon takes on a cocky kid which Tommy Lee Jones is trying to pin for murder.

The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt's Irish accent is worse than Dick Van Dyke's cockney one. Good ish portrayal of the Irish civil war.

Howdy bitches. For your aural perusal this week we have...

It’s a Sin - Completely fabulous life changing, heart wrenching look at the moment the AIDS crisis broke in London in the 1980s. From a gifted TV writing legend who lived through it himself, Russell T. Davis.

Soulmates - Our boo Brett Goldstein takes a Black Mirror-esque look at modern dating. Here's where AI and Tinder and biology meet and have a heinous baby in 2038.

The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel - Unethically misleading look at the last days of a troubled young women inside the Skid Row hotel that inspired the best series of American Horror Story

The Investigation - Scandi noir true crime outdoes itself with the retelling of the true story of a young journalist led to her death on a homemade submarine

Mean Girls - Ash's generation's Breakfast Club hits Netflix and Em introduces her tween sons to the classic

Hey bellas. We back. Lockdown means podcasting hard. We tired, even though this is our third go at this shit. Long live April. Or May. Or whenever it was they promised we'd be outta here. 

A few abstract choices thrown in this episode - away from mainstream milieu. Spoiler alert: Ash hated EVERYTHING. 

Hey up fellas. We all forgot how shit and boring The Usual Suspects is. Wandavision is pretty cool though, and Nightstalker is dark AF. But The Serpent is dead slow, if beautiful. Luckily, the 1990s called and Animaniacs is back. Peace. 

Hey fellas,

The Big Lebowski holds up as the Coen Bros greatest work

Barry catapults SNL's Bill Hader to the top spot on Ash's hall pass list

Bridgerton makes us more certain than ever that Americans know nothing of English history yet are its greatest fans

Home for Christmas is still good, if a bit late

Pieces of a Woman was harrowing, heavy and not safe for those in a fragile headspace

HI BABES.

We actually didn't get that hammered considering we recorded for almost THREE HOURS as 2020 drew to a welcome fucking close. 

Ash, Em and Producer Stew talk through all the favourite things they passed the time with during lockdowns one, two and eight thousand. 

Ash gives out her Cunt of the Year award, and we save our very favourite thing to have graced the screen until the very end.

We tried our best to go in [roughly] chronological order, so you'll find yourself revisiting stuff you forgot happened in January 2020, and follow us through to November/December when we *finally* started to see some new content.\

Peace. Love. Bye. 

HI BABES (except Get Off my Dick Richard),

Ash obv liked ALL the Christmas shit we reviewed this week. Among it was...

Happiest Season - excellently cast LGBTQ+ family rom com

Mariah's musical special was too short but sweet enough

Dickensian is an oldie but goodie bleak festive period peace on BBC iPlayer

Prom is a fucking terrible and offensive LGBTQ+ tweenager rom com

Christmas Chronicles 2 is alright but not as alright as the first one

Feast of Seven Fishes is adorable indie Xmas fayre

Hey bitches. We were all relatively well behaved AKA not fucking trollied this week as we've been so embarrassed for the previous few episodes due to our drunkeness. 

This week we discuss:

Hillbilly Ellegy - fuck me such droll self-important crap. Poorly told rags to riches story glorifying poor person porn. We're real people, leave us alone

Uncle Frank - VERY sweet indie LGBT road trip about family acceptance and cross-generational inspiration

Mortal Engines - fuck knows, Stew talks about this. But it's Stew. He likes this shit

The Vow - sex cult with murder mystery attached. Sounds good

Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square - very crap but it's Dolly so, we'll let her off

The Undoing - BIG let down at the end

The first "c*nt" of the show popped up within 3 minutes this week. 

We talked about:

Trial 4 - Looooooong form tale of an unjustly imprisoned black man. Watch the first and last episodes only. 

Auntie Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun - not quite funny enough short form Australian comics bloke around in a house together.

Truth Seekers - Pegg and Frost of The Cornetto Triology offer a cute enough paranormal investigation comedy with lots of good young British actors.

Jingle Jangle - New musical theatrey original Netflix Christmas affair featuring almost exclusively black characters. 

The Crown - The faux Royal Family is back on their bullshit and this time the true evil of the Charles/Camilla/Diana affair is exposed. 

Hey fellas, herein lies our Silvery Jubilee. Is 25 silver? Who knows. Few care.

This week we talked about...

Industry (fast-paced, young cast have a predictably hard time learning to be bankers)

Roadkill (I can't remember anything about this, I think Em chose it. Though it sounds more Stew actually)

Love Wedding Repeat (Sam Claflin and Olivia Munn front this good try at making rom coms about weddings actually funny)

Operation Christmas Drop (Hallmark-esque Xmas fair which is borderline offensively bad - Ash loved it)