Ash called Americans fascists at the beginning but she only meant the half who voted for the Cheeto and she apologises to the other half. She says 'c*nt' approximately 8 times this episode.

Em *said* she was super drinker than usual but sounded fine. 

Stew trained his projector to turn on by itself and turn the room lights off. 

We're in lockdown again. And Biden has just won the Presidency when we recorded. 

This week, we dish on...

The Secrets We Keep – slow, dark, post WWII Rooney Mara battling PTSD and a suspicious stranger from her past

On the Rocks – cutsie daddy daughter rom-com from Sophia Coppola with Bill Murrary and Rashida Jones

Mandalorian – some Star Wars thing Producer Stew walks us through

Modern Love – middle aged relationship porn which beloved by Em

David Letterman’s My Next Guests Needs No Introduction – another series of intense interviews featuring Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, Lizzo and Robert Downey Jr so far

Below Deck – from the dark recesses of trash beloved by Em

Then some Halloweeny chat in which we recommend appropriately seasonal viewing options.

Ciao bitches.

Thanks for coming back. The cross-generational duo Em & Ash are ALSO back with Producer Stew to bring the hottest takes on what to watch and what to scroll past on your streaming weapons of choice.

The Trial of the Chicago 7 is ACE. The new Borat film is predictably gross but carries an impactful closing message. The Haunting of Bly Manor may not be worth the hours of viewing investment. The latest screen adaptation of Ash's favourite book ever Rebecca holds up. And Stew said some stuff about something to do with Star Wars, wait, Trek, Star Trek; those things are different aren't they.

Pretty sure Ash doesnt say c*nt this episode. But we do all say f*ck at least once. 

Greetings Screen Queeners, as well as reviews of Hubie Halloween, Saint Maud, Ratched, Bly Manor & Kajillionaire, Em also bangs on about Borgen & Producer Stew laments the lack of Star Trek.

Everyone is also slight less drunk than last episode. Especially Ash. 

OK, so, this is *the* drunkest Ash has ever been while recording. She was given free wine. It wasn't 100% her fault. But she does talk a lot of shit this week.

However, there's still plenty of great TV and film to be discussed. 

The Boys in the Band (fabulous gay theatre makes its way to Netflix)

American Murder: The Family Next Door (police bodycam + self shot Facebook footage illuminates a heinous triple murder)

I can't remember anything else. Just listen and see what happens.

SOZ for the delay. We didn't pester Producer Stew nearly as much as usual to get the edit uploaded. Then Ash forgot it was there waiting for her to publish because she was vair drunk when the text came in. But here we go:

We've got the haunting This is Paris documentary, detailing where the heiress' life took a U-turn as a teenager. 

Middle aged, middle class, middlingly entertaining BBC thing Us. 

Superheroes mocking the superhero genre in The Boys. 

And we all decided socially distanced awards shows are far more entertaining, as per The Emmys. 

Ciao Screen Queenies, Queeners, Queenettes,

We're back. This week we deep dive into one of the UK's most depraved serial killers with 'Des' on ITV. 

The internet is set straight with 'The Social Dilemma'.

We also mitigate the misplaced hysteria surrounding Netflix's 'Cuties'.

'Trash with Ash' introduces you to the 2016 wonder the is Australia's 'Cheapest Weddings'.

And Ash's enforced Marvel homework (hopefully) comes to an 'End Game'. 

PS - we swear in this, Get a grip. I think I use the 'C' word, like, once. But 'F' comes up maybe 8 times, At least. 

Funny story, Producer Stew thought he deleted last week's episode, so we rerecorded the whole thing (but had to wait until I came back from holiday). Then he found it again. We were SO happy and thought it was SO funny.

This week, we chat Jurassic Park, The Duchess, Tenet, Cobra Kai, Mulan and probably some other shit I forgot about between recording and writing this here blurb. Have fun!

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too.  The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust...  Em 'n' Ash have been reviewing film and TV on the radio since the early noughties and have finally taken a dip into the podcast pool. Better late than never, hey. Oh... 2015 called? Ash, it's for you...

Hey bitches. 

Here's another episode.

You're fucking welcome.

SORRY for the short intermission. We were missing an Em for a week or so. But we're back and Ash has been to the cinema FOUR TIMES since it reopened. Stew has been watching something fantasy-related, we imagine. And Em made the best of dodgy hotel TV by watching the Eurovision film again. 

Listen to our weekly hot takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice. And when we're back in the wild, we'll turn some of our attention to big screen cinema releases too.  The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust...  Em 'n' Ash have been reviewing film and TV on the radio since the early noughties and have finally taken a dip into the podcast pool. Better late than never, hey. Oh... 2015 called? Ash, it's for you...