To help those of us who are born around the holidays feel a little bit better, this episode features all stories of holiday disappointment.

Andy Christie shares his story of intense sibling rivalry over an unbelievable Christmas gift. Leslie Goshko gets a shocking proposal during the holiday season, and birthday girl, Megan Schulz, reads a hilarious Mad Libs story from our December show.

Plus, Robin sings some of her original holiday songs including one about the worst Chanukah gift she ever got and the downsides of having a Christmas-adjacent birthday.

Kevin Allison (RISK!) runs for class president against a very unlikely opponent and shares how E.T. changed his life. Mark Katz (The Moth Radio Hour) tries to teach Bill Clinton Jewish humor and shares another run-in he had with a prominent presidential family member.

Plus, Mark tells us his favorite Yiddish word that he uses in many business meetings to get people to skip the B.S. and be honest.

Jordan Carlos (MTV's Guy Code) shares the story of when his scoliosis "back"fired on him, and he gives Joel Marsh Garland (Orange is the New Black) an impromptu Yiddish lesson. Jolenta Greenberg (Moth Story SLAM Winner) shows girls at a posh New York City children's theater company how to be strong, independent women.

Plus, a special message from Auntie that she leaves on Robin's voicemail every year during the Jewish High Holidays.

Adam Linn (Snap Judgment)takes a huge risk and does the unthinkable as a blind man. Sandi Marx (7-Time Moth Story Slam Winner) goes way above and beyond for her boyfriend ultimately bringing him to tears.

Plus, Robin shares more highlights from Yum's the Word's 5-Year Anniversary Show including an ice cream cake tribute to Chris Christie, a very impressive Mad Libs reading from Patty Devery (Big Gay Ice Cream) and more.

Peter Grosz (Veep, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me) shares his hysterical story of the lengths he went to for a girl he longed for on his Semester at Sea. Selena Coppock (McSweeney's, Amazon's Red Oaks) reveals the hilarious way Arm Spanx haunted her.

Plus, highlights from Yum's the Word's 5-Year Anniversary Show including Robin's favorite Mad Libs moment, the most unbelievable present she received that night and more.

In honor of Yum's the Word's 5-Year Anniversary, Robin and co-producer Alex share some of their favorite behind-the-scenes stories including how they almost didn't meet, the theme song's origin story, how Morgan developed a crush on Alex and more.

Plus, they dip into the grab bag to pull their most ridiculous and hilarious outtakes. They get a surprise call from Robin's sister, and they unleash more oy's in a single podcast episode than any Jew or Gentile can handle.

Catherine Curtin (Prison Guard Wanda Bell) reveals who else she’d like to play on Orange and Constance Shulman (Yoga Jones) tells her true stories of growing up in East Tennessee in the 60s.

Plus, Michelle Hurst (Miss Claudette)shares the secret to working with celebrities like Madonna and Robert De Niro when she worked at Lincoln Center Theater, and Robin's niece, Morgan, talks about who her cellmate would be and the creative way she’d pass the time in jail.

Larry Smith (the real Larry from "Orange is the New Black") shares his story about visiting Piper Kerman (Author, "Orange is the New Black") in jail, the hoops he had to jump through with the prison system and the special thing he did for Piper the night before she went to prison.

Catherine Curtin (C.O. Wanda Bell on "Orange") tells us how she feels about binge-watching the show, the state of America's prison system and the underwear business the inmates were running in Season 3.

Plus, Robin's 6-year-old niece, Morgan, learns the difference between being guilty and innocent.

Jason Biggs (American Pie) shares his story about grappling with his moral compass. Catherine Curtin ("Orange is the New Black") talks about why they had to cast "Orange" in New York and not L.A. and more.

Plus, Robin's 6-year-old niece, Morgan, weighs in on women's prisons and why she won't go to jail.

Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) shares his story of securing an unlikely sponsor for his film, the magic of horse shampoo and why Abercrombie & Fitch rejected him.

Plus, Robin Gelfenbien tells the story of being dissed by a national women's magazine, and her 6-year-old niece, Morgan, reveals what she would do if she performed in New York City.