Finally, a shorter episode again! Also, ZSLAG episodes 1-7 are the greatest ever, also it's time to curse a lot, also the Matrix was right and America is a virus, also Trump is Pinocchio, also Grandma, also Mary Trump's book "Too Much And Never Enough," also empire is cancer, also I'm the greatest.

Everything an episode should be—Starbursts, movies, life stories, interview reversals, singing reversals, Nirvana in major, celebrity sightings. What DIDN'T we talk about?! Also, Edwin is a legit movie maker, as in he makes movies... As in, it's his job. Well you'll hear all about it soon enough when you play the episode

DOUBLE FEATURE! Grandma goes on hiatus this week to hear from Kassandra, the ever-knowing seer of prophetic knowledge and mother of ZSLAG's youngest fan to date—one year old Hazel (Happy Birthday, Hazel!). How does one wash one's own balls? And by balls we mean ball pit balls, of course. Afterward, Zach remembers that he was supposed to interview Kaleb for a second time, mostly to discuss Modernist literature, the parricide of creative geniuses killing their own creative forefathers, and just as importantly, Kaleb's own work about Cassandra, probably alternatively spelled thusly but unconfirmed to date. Also... Who is Ed? Who are we all, really.

Grandma, what a deep voice you have! Is that coherent with the rest of the series? How do I exorcise you? Zach calls Frima Teets, certified feminist, to find out.. Also, do women poop? 

This one should have been called "Zach Talks Too Much." However, it does have Lion King in a minor key, Tahooty Fruities with Mr. Fruity, and Jesus (really only a discussion of Jesus, but maybe Zach SHOULD do a future episode where he sings like Jesus... Okay, sold). 

We interrupt the episode to bring you a different episode in which Zach Zoom chats with Kaleb! Listen as they analyze Cookie Monster, Kidz Bop 25, and Grandma's cough! Coming to you live, but actually prerecorded from Grandma's basement in Hell...

Show goals; the problems of Grandma and Jerry, Amazon, She-who-must-not-be-named, blood suckers in general; ZACH IN BLACK; why do 6ix 9ine and Fetty Wap matter? Or Wop? Obligatory rant about the president

An obligatory announcement concerning our national holiday...