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Get ready for another wild ride as we report to you live from an actual church museum, curated by none other than the legendary Robert Stack! Join us as we tackle the greatest mystery of all time: how on earth did Noah fit all those animals on his boat? We'll explore theories ranging from expert animal Tetris skills to secret compartments only accessible by giraffes with a knack for carpentry. 
 
Think of us as the resealable champagne bottle of podcasts: shiny, promising, and capable of popping with excitement at any given moment. Sure, we might end up being a waste of ingenuity, but hey, at least we're entertaining along the way! Get ready to laugh, learn, and question the sanity of the ancient world (as well as the sanity of your hosts).

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Get ready to quiver with mysterious delight! Hold on to your blue suede shoes as we dive into the question: Were Elvis’s 2am cheeseburgers to blame for his demise or was it Scientology? Then, a rural researcher whose tireless efforts to block out childhood trauma result in him forming a rice-distilling partnership with his favorite skunk ape. Maybe, just maybe, the real mysteries are the ones we don't solve along the way.

**Suicide Trigger Warning**: This episode includes discussions related to suicide, which may be distressing for some listeners. We want to prioritize your well-being, so please take care while listening. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, we encourage you to reach out for help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support at 1-800-273-8255. Additionally, the mental health hotline number has changed to 988, which is the national crisis line in the United States. Remember, you are not alone, and there is help available. You are loved and wanted.

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Secure your astral rear ends, because we’re diving tinfoil first into the Rendlesham Forest Incident: Was it UFOs? Or too much Christmas? Then, the murder of two teenage sweethearts: Was it Satan in a bottle? Or is living in San Angelo hazardous to your life? Also, witness the most touching and purple reunion of Lost Loves we’ve ever encountered. Most importantly, Zach channels his inner ALF and delivers an extraterrestrial freestyle rap performance that is truly out of this world. Don’t miss the intergalactic masterpiece that is Zachsolved Mysteries!

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In this week’s episode, Zach renews his belief in god’s murderous wrath and talks about how open he is to hippy bulls- uh…astrology. We also delve into the shocking world of lightning strikes and role-playing vampire cult games (it’s like Magic the Gathering but with more MURDER). Take deep breath and drink your water! 

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In Part 2 of episode 10, we’re diving headfirst into the world of prison breakouts, where the line between hostage and accomplice gets blurry.

We’re also unraveling the case of a mobster who pulled off the greatest vanishing act since Houdini. Get ready for theories that are juicier than a tomato in an Italian grandmother’s garden and punchlines that hit harder than a mobster’s knuckles! 

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In this mind-blowing episode, we unravel the enigma of the maddening hum that's driving some unlucky souls bonkers. Is it a secret government experiment gone awry? Or perhaps extraterrestrial beings playing a cosmic symphony just for a select few?

Grab your headphones, lock yourself in a soundproof room, and prepare for an auditory apocalypse like no other. Will Zach crack the case of the incessant hum, or will he end up humming a different tune? 

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Dip your toes into the Zachness! Come on in, the water is deranged...Get yelled at!

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In Episode 9, Stephanie takes off her cans, we get a visit from a ghostly fiend - I mean friend - and Johnny goes to the movie store. Ah heck, you’re darn tootin’ there will be murder, and Zach explains the science behind Olympic style sex moves. ALL THIS AND MORE on this week’s episode of ZACHSOLVED MYSTERIES!!

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Zach's back with an aural attack! Welcome to Episode 2, where Zach puts the "taint" in "infotainment". In his own words, it's a fever dream of a lazy drug addict. Get yelled at!

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In the stunning conclusion of Episode 8, we learn about some dirtbag murderers, observe a “legit” “unscripted” “live” “exorcism”, and drive headfirst into the mystery of the disappearing trucker. Also: Stephanie falls into a genre fetish wormhole, live on air. 

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