We promise 0% of this episode is dedicated to the Mueller Report. Promise!

Round 1: A Korean fatso ate his way out of military service by shoving fried chicken and booze down his gullet. Honestly, that sounds lovely.

Round 2: We will not rest until The Code on CBS is off the air, and never returns.

Round 3: Iraq looks to ban Fortnite and other video games that have a negative influence. There goes Bren's summer plans

Round 4: The Commanding General of 2nd Marine Division Dunks His Dick On The Forehead of Every Marine Living In North Carolina

Round 5: Cons interviews Dan Futrell to discuss the Pat Tillman foundation and Pat's Run on April 27th!

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