The lesson is the Prodigal Son is: It is better to go off track, recover and repent, than never to go off track at all. 

 We were probably brought to an awareness of our need for God due to some crisis in our lives. Why rob others—who are unbelievers now—of their moment of crisis? Are we any better than they simply because our crisis comes now and theirs comes later? The great white throne judgment will be the crisis of billions that will finally bring THEM to an awareness of their weakness and God's sufficiency. Let us not rob them of this blessed experience. 

 Nothing warms the heart and spirit of both man and God more than genuine repentance. The ensuing blessing is incalculably more satisfying and glorious than if God were to simply destroy His enemies forever and torment them without end. 

 When it comes to my God and their god, it's no contest. 

 When God understates something, you know it has got to be good. 

 The Christian religion must dress up Jesus to make Him more palatable to the masses. Literally. 

 Christianity generally teaches that the only "godly" way to diffuse sexual tension is to marry. And they use 1 Corinthians 7:9 to "prove" it. But is that what Paul is actually saying? What is the "burning" of the context? Is it general sexual desire—or something more specific? 

 First of all, what will we be doing in heaven? Secondly, what does a believer miss out on by committing suicide? The answers are here, only on MZTV. 

 Can you imagine a day when sad endings will be a thing of the past? You better start. 

 Bonus Show! Zender and Fahlenkamp do it one more time.