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Welcome to normal day podcast. We talk about all of your favorite segments. The olympics get spooky terrors. We then briefly reveal where henry talks about horror games featuring music by the semi honored classic simulation fire. This change in atmosphere fuels our discussion of the best content known to exist offline, listeners, and that … Continue reading Episode 83: Normal Day Podcast →

It’s that time again, listeners. Henry and John are firing up the Best/Worst machine by generating this year’s categories. Before that, though, H-Man & J-Ohn still haven’t quite shaken this most recent bout of Austin Bit Sickness, but they attempt to press on regardless. What’s the underlying narrative formula of Dragon Ball Z? The Boys … Continue reading Episode 82: Spoilers for Everything from 30 Years Ago aka Now We Riffin’ →

This is a formal warning that this episodes contains spoilers for the hit Netflix series Stranger Things, specifically in relation to the second season of the aforementioned show in its entirety. It is recommended that if you, Party B, have not watched the entirety of the second season of the aforementioned show, hereby referred to … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Stranger Things 2 →

You’ve been waiting for it, listeners. And it’s here. It’s finally, finally here. Henry and John are in the same geographic location and it is GETTING HOG CRAZY IN HERE. A manic spirit has inhabited the body of John, and that spirit (you guessed it) is the Spirit of Adventure. Now, free from the bindings … Continue reading Episode 81: A Most Quarrelsome Quadrant →

It’s Coolsgiving again, Dear Listeners, and that means it’s time to settle once and for all who it is we pledge our Cool Thanks to on this gracious occasion. Henry and John Dive into the debate of a Thankful-themed holiday lifetime to hash out who is deserving of our Cool Thanks. With so much horribleness … Continue reading Episode 80: The Patron Saint of Coolsgiving →

Henry and John are back! After a week’s hiatus, the boys return with unmistakable vim and vigor and maybe vinegar. In an effort to inject some much-needed cash into the podcast, Henry and John go all-in on a new tiered microtransaction scheme only for it to all go to pot when they realize it’s a … Continue reading Episode 79: Looking for Whales →

After a long, fright-filled month of spooky terrors, the ZC Boys are back with some regular ole, but still Good, Content. Trevor may have mysteriously vanished but the podcast rolls on, as Henry and John discuss what they’re doing in the podcast and why they’re doing it while they’re doing it in a State of … Continue reading Episode 78: Seizing the Means of Consumption →

WELCOME TO EPISODE 4 OF THE FRIGHTENTIMES / EPISODE 5 COMING SOON / EPISODE 6 FOLLOWS / AND FOREVER ON / WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF / DO YOU EVER GET ANXIOUS / EMAIL US / IF YOU REALLY HAD TO DO IT WHO WOULD YOU HURT FIRST / JOIN THE CONVERSATION RATE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE … Continue reading Episode 77: The New Normal →

Just a little bit further now, I promise. We’ve come so far into the abyss, haven’t we? I doubt we’ll be able to return the same, go back to what we once were. The things we’ve seen change a person. I’ve tried to shield you from most of it. I wonder if you appreciate my…sacrifice. … Continue reading Episode 76: The Shining Mountain of Death →

We had all asked them to stop. Made them aware of the dangers. They didn’t listen. They continued unabated into the darkness, seeking the truth that hides within it. They’ve opened the door, and it’s up to us to close it. I understand your hesitation and wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t want to come … Continue reading Episode 75: A Long-Fingered Hand →