Zero Credit(s)

John and Henry are back again and excited about a big budget Hollywood movie? Say it ain’t so! It is so. This is how it is. The boys dig deep on this one, folks: the directorial trajectory of David Yates, the father of modern anime wizard magic; the stellar performances supplied by Edwood Redward, Karen … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them →

Hey there dedicated fans! It’s Thanksgiving in the Zero Credit(s) household, or well, really it’s not. Thanksgiving is for families and we’re more of a loosely constructed conglomerate of coolness, so we’re wishing you one hip Coolsgiving instead. Let’s all give Cool Thanks to the things we enjoy most, that also happen to be cool. … Continue reading Episode 40: Coolsgiving →

The moratorium on political discussion in the Zero Credit(s) offices remains lifted just long enough for a post-mortem to the 2016 presidential election to slink in. Freed from their obligation to remain timely or relevant, the boys discuss Satanism (or symbols which may imply Satanism) for a time. Then, Henry squanders his one chance at … Continue reading Episode 39: We Live in the Swouth →

This episode begins with a tale of two intros, as we can’t claim to predict the future. We then dive into the horrible world of politics, maybe for the last time, as big things shake up our questionable nation. Let it be known, we do show bias here, some for comedy and some for real. … Continue reading Episode 38: With Your Bestest Frowned →

Listeners, it’s time, time indeed For another Zero Credit(s) HalloSCREAM! Now this might come as quite a shock, As the boys launch into TV talk, But don’t you worry, close your eyes, Cuz Dylan’s won that Nobel Prize. In dark abyss you’ll soon be falling Pondering ’bout texting vs. calling, And then you’ll ask, at … Continue reading Episode 37: Fancy Sauce →

Special guest Michael joins us for a rousing fanboy-fueled talk for paranormal cartoon thriller Gravity Falls in what might be our lightest Supplemental Reading yet. Come listen to us 75% gush, 25% critique this seemingly benign kid’s show that’s chalk full of continuity-themed goodies. If you haven’t finished watching the show, you shouldn’t listen to … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Gravity Falls (ft. Michael) →

THIS TIME ON ZER0 CREDIT[S]: Henry and John sit hunched in a dark room, sheltered momentarily from the approach of the Yard Men. FADE IN: Henry and John talk some about books and the words contained therein. SMASH CUT: to an at once riveting and misinformed exploration of ennui vs anomie. REVERSE SHOT: what’s up … Continue reading Episode 36: Lawnmower Man →

Listener, the ZC boys have been on a journey. After being ousted from the safe-haven of Google Drive, Zero Credit(s) was forced to exist offline for quite some time, and boy did they take advantage of the situation. With the freedom that comes with no consequences, we tear into other podcasts who fall short of … Continue reading Episode 35: Zero Accountability aka “ZC Goes Offline” →

Listeners, it's best you strap yourself in twice for this episode, and we don't mean with the regular standard strength seat belts. We dive straight into questions of the singularity, who owns the rights to say what one can do with one's body, and the possibility of over-the-counter steroids/hormones. Zero Credit(s) then achieves it's primary objective before we transform utterly into fanboys for Khari Walgren. If you listen to this Khari, you're awesome and we're also sorry. If you're not Khari Walgren, what are you waiting for? Start listening. Link: Episode 34: Good Stretch and Electrifying Content Featuring "Killers" by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com

Oh, dear listener! What a treat awaits! Henry and John are in rare form this night, as they thoroughly flex their ignorance muscles amid a crowd of meticulously fact-checked podcasts. They are generally confused as to how Nepalese people arrive in the United States, but are certain that farts are gross. MYSTERY EMAILER X darkens their doorstep once more to flummox them with unsolvable riddles, and invites them to discuss the nature of riddles. A very dire and well-deserved State of the Human Address targets the narratives that guide us through our lives, and makes a plea for empathy. Finally, they shed all anonymity and enter a post-secrecy world in which their devoted followers are given the credit they deserve. Nothing is hidden, nothing can be the same. Link: Episode 33: How to Dispose of Good Podcasts Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com!