In this episode, we reflect on the mid-May lockdown restrictions easing here in the UK... And then fail to edit it for a month. 

We will do better - promise folks!

This episode covers gross things people do, man spreading, and Alice's really bad immune system. 

After a brief hiatus from Luka and Alice sorting their lives out, doubtless the theme of a future episode, it's time to go on a journey that takes us from the Coffin Museum in Birmingham to rural Australia to the Pokemon Go cyberverse. 

#comedy #britishcomedy #britishpodcast #millenials #women #whenyouaccidentallyjoinacult 

Luka and Alice discuss the ins and outs of body hair removal (literal ins at points) before Alice leads them down the path of weird fetishes and lego porn. 

Yet again their very different body types come into play, with Luka the self-confessed hair removal nerd and Alice who has more of a laisez faire attitude. 

TRIGGER WARNING: this podcast covers some sensitive topics today, including a brief overview of Alice's trip to Auschwitz which some listeners may find distressing. 

In this episode, Alice and Luka dig deep into the darker side of social media and technology and whether it's causing us to not appreciate the world around us as much as we should  

Luka and Alice made it to episode 2. This episode looks at the rollback of lockdown measures and what life will be like in a post covid world. Will Alice ever wear earrings again? We then reminisce about our different performing arts experience and our very different body types before turning to people we met on nights out in days of yore! 

A new feature for episode two is our 'rude word of the day', suggestions greatly received from audience members via carrier pigeon. 

Apologies for the poor sound quality Alice's end throughout this episode. We are learning!

After four attempts at recording including the ultimate dog ate my homework, "I fell off the loo", Alice and Luka finally sit down for their first zero fucks chat. 

In this episode, they cover how hard the journey has been so far, getting older, unusual things you may find in the tip, Instagram dogs, and that this podcast is in no way pimping out Zero the dog.