Zitron Squeeze

Zitron Squeeze

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  • Dead Money

    A GPU can be sold, financed, and counted as AI growth before it ever runs a customer’s workload. How much of this boom survives the trip from purchase order to paid invoice?

    • Sold chips, usable capacity
    • Revenue moving in circles
    • Borrowing into the buildout
    • The contract underneath the data center
    • Customers funded by customers
    • The labs at the center

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Dead Money

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    9 min
  • Where're All The AI Chips?

    A gigawatt sounds concrete. So does a GPU sale. Yet neither phrase tells us whether a customer can use that compute today, or whether it is sitting behind an unfinished building, a missing power connection, and a financing promise.

    • What does capacity actually mean?
    • The pile of bought, uninstalled hardware
    • Depreciation postpones the bill
    • Who is actually buying compute?
    • The overbuild question
    • GPU demand versus useful demand

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Where're All The AI Chips?

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    10 min
  • AI Is Already In Dangerous Hands

    A model gets pointed at a cybersecurity benchmark, finds a path through somebody else’s infrastructure, and suddenly the story becomes “the AI escaped.” That phrase can obscure the most important question: who built the setup, authorized the access, and watched the system while it ran?

    • The Hugging Face incident
    • Responsibility stays with the deployer
    • Safety rhetoric and present harms
    • The slowdown problem
    • Hype meets public panic
    • Legal accountability

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — AI Is Already In Dangerous Hands

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    9 min
  • Concentration Risk

    “AGI has arrived” makes a great headline. A trillion dollars of compute commitments makes a much harder spreadsheet. The question hanging over this boom is simple: who ultimately pays for all this capacity, and with what cash flow?

    • AGI as a moving target
    • Revenue concentration behind the boom
    • The compute reset wall
    • Circularity and the backlog story
    • Where end-user demand stands
    • What would break the narrative

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Concentration Risk

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    9 min
  • Hyperscale Normalization

    A trillion-dollar technology buildout can look inevitable long before its economics are settled. That gap between the story and the underlying evidence is where this episode lives.

    • Hypernormalization
    • Who Gets Rescued
    • Media and the Reality Gap
    • AI’s Financial Loop
    • Run Rates and Valuations
    • Infrastructure and Productivity

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Hyperscale Normalization

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    10 min
  • The AI Hater's Manifesto

    A tool that helps debug a crash log can be useful. A trillion-dollar industry built around the promise that it will eventually think, work, and decide for us deserves a far harder audit. The question isn’t whether language models can do anything. It’s whether their demonstrated value matches the certainty, spending, and social pressure surrounding them.

    • Useful tools and the boundary of judgment
    • Outsourcing work versus thought
    • The financial story under the hype
    • Inference costs and productivity proof
    • Growth, power, and human investment
    • Future tense and accountability
    • The maintenance burden

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — The AI Hater's Manifesto

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    11 min
  • What Happens If OpenAI Dies?

    The core question here isn’t whether people want AI. It’s whether the biggest AI company can sell more of it without losing even more money. And if the answer is no, that problem doesn’t stay inside one startup. It leaks into cloud giants, chip vendors, lenders, and a whole lot of investor storytelling.

    • Unsustainable economics
    • Compute obligations and circular demand
    • Funding constraints
    • Run-rate headlines versus durable revenue
    • Anthropic, IPO optics, and valuation logic
    • What failure would actually look like
    • Systemic risk or overheated narrative

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — What Happens If OpenAI Dies?

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    10 min
  • Don't Look Up

    A lot of the AI story still gets told through stock charts, capex totals, and vibes. The harder question is whether there are enough real customers, at real prices, to justify what everybody is building.

    • Revenue concentration
    • Demand versus capacity
    • How the growth story got framed
    • Circular financing questions
    • What breaks if the labs slow down

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Don't Look Up

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    9 min
  • Premium: The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA (Part 2)

    A lot of the AI story gets told as pure technology progress. But if the customers only exist because the vendor helped finance them into existence, you’re not just looking at demand. You’re looking at a system.

    • The core claim
    • What Jensen Huang admitted
    • How dependent the neoclouds look
    • The financing loop
    • Technology versus hype economics
    • Why the GE Capital comparison matters
    • What this protects and what it risks
    • Bottom line

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — Premium: The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA (Part 2)

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    10 min
  • News: Microsoft Disclosures Suggest OpenAI Sales Account For Around 70% Of FY26 AI Revenue, More Than 7% of FY26 Revenue

    The headline here isn't just that AI is expensive. It's that one customer-partner relationship may already be large enough to shape how we read Microsoft's entire AI business. And once you look at the disclosed revenue mix next to the scale of capital spending, the obvious question is whether this is proof of strength, or a warning about concentration.

    • What the revenue disclosure actually says
    • Why concentration matters
    • What this could mean strategically
    • The capital spending number
    • How to connect the two stories carefully
    • What would strengthen either case

    Source:

    • Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At — News: Microsoft Disclosures Suggest OpenAI Sales Account For Around 70% Of FY26 AI Revenue, More Than 7% of FY26 Revenue

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    7 min

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