Look at your birth chart and read it! The Zodiac Bitches cover what the physical layout of your birth chart tells you. There's an a-hole or astrology write in, and the gals issue some exciting personal challenges.

The Zodiac Bitches love to bring an old flame onto the podcast. This episode features a special man from Maggie B.'s life, who happens to be a talented musician. His name is Grant Gibbs, and he's the lead singer and drummer for West of the Ashleys. Listen for a sneak peak of his debut album, horoscopes vs. birth charts, and LOVE.

Another week, another cursory covering of the Houses. This week is all about the Cadent Houses. Cadent Houses deal with communication and travel. Listen for info on the Cadent Houses, some Maggies gossip, and another non-astrology related Instagram poll. Plus, we finally released our Spotify playlist! Link in the full description.

It's a new installment of the cursory exploration into zodiacology Houses. This week, the Zodiac Bitches talk about the Succedent Houses. Succedent Houses reflect areas of life where maintaining a certain degree of consistency and steadiness is desirable - life, family, career, and money. Listen for more info on Succedent Houses, some good laughs, and a spiritual moment.

The Zodiac Bitches begin their journey into the Houses of Zodiacology. It's all about the 4 angular houses this week. Learn all about those, participate in our Instagram poll, and enjoy a healthy dose of self love.

The Zodiac Bitches bring on filmmaker, comedian, and podcaster Tom Rittenhouse to talk about being a Cancerian. This episode has tales of deception, love, and friendship. Plus, tiddies. ;)

The Zodiac Bitches finish their cursory exploration into the planets this week. They discuss the last planet in the solar system - Pluto. Pluto brings the gals up, down, and all around. Destroying them and ~hopefully~ rebuilding them, as Pluto is want to do.

The Zodiac Bitches cover the planet Neptune. If you're wondering what Neptune looks like, imagine Ariel's dad - old, jacked, and carrying a trident. Oh, whoops, the planet Neptune - well, that's just massive, blue, and spiritual. Still sounds like a hottie. This episode includes talk of the spirit world, unsolicited rants on the environment, and an audience write in.

This episode is quarrelsome! The Zodiac Bitches go back to cover Mars - not because they forgot to cover it as they worked their way through the planets, but because the stars made them forget to cover it. This episode has a write in, a serious dose of passion, and a whole lot of talk about the Maggies' trash ex-boyfriends.

There are some planets that can't be seen without a telescope, and Uranus is one of them. That makes it a part of the modern astrological system. The Zodiac Bitches get modern this week and discuss Uranus, butt stuff, and a special tattoo surprise!