Zoey Hates Movies

Zoey and Jason watch 1946’s super sexy spy-thriller “Notorious” and Zoey is super happy not to be dealing with existential dread and also she burps a couple times, but that’s perfectly normal.

Jason and Zoey watch 1957’s most existential movie about a knight returning from a war to find his homeland ravaged by the plague, and Zoey is definitely not into it. It’s time for Ingmar Berman’s “The Seventh Seal.”

Zoey and Jason watch the 1957 cynical grime-fest called “Sweet Smell of Success” and then sort of sleepwalk through recording a podcast and you get to hear Zoey’s old-timey voice which is fun!

Zoey and Jason watch their first foreign film with Fritz Lang’s German classic “M.” And Jason rambles on about old stuff while Zoey peels off a band-aid and then we have a drink. Enjoy!

It’s the Academy Awards Spectacular! Zoey and Jason watch the classic best picture winner Casablanca (1942) - and Zoey thinks that Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman should shoot Humphrey Bogart in the dink.

This week, Zoey and Jason watch 1953’s scratchy-face-smelly-shirt-man movie, the Western classic “Shane” and Zoey is not happy AT ALL. Lots of fun!

This week, Zoey and Jason celebrate the holidays by watching the least Christmas Christmas movie that Jason could find. It’s 1949’s noir mystery… “Cover Up.”

This week, Zoey and Jason watch 1942's "This Gun For Hire” and which is a very complicated movie about a super not nice guy with an iPad case, and also we find out how much it would cost to get Zoey to murder someone.

After a kind of long hiatus, Zoey and Jason watch 1949's "The Third Man” and Zoey naps on speed while dreaming about punching Vince Vaughn in the face for looking like Orson Welles and also what year is it?

Zoey and Jason watch 1944's "Gaslight” and Zoey stays mostly awake but then she says that Veronica Mars is better than Murder She Wrote and swears like a sailor! Also fun facts about Bullet Journaling.