ACQUISITIONS -- FUNDING -- and mechanical fortune tellers? WTAF is going on during this week's show?

Well, the boys are all over the place, talkin' acquisitions:

As well as investments in:

Then the LinkedIn-for-doctors, Doximity, is crushing it, along with a nurse who's now making bank on OnlyFans. Oh, and COVID ... sorry to end on such a down note.

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