Zombie Permaculture

By Zombie Permaculture

How Thick Will Your Mulch Be When The Hordes Descend? The zombie apocalypse is very real, and I've found what lies at the very bottom of the rabbit hole. It's not pretty, but unless we unite against o... more

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December 16, 2022 S2E41 - Cowboys & Contours
In this episode I share some awesome earthwork developments, getting rescued by a cowboy after my power went out, and finally having my van back after three weeks stranded alone in the desert. Somehow four out of five live plants survived three weeks at the post office, and I am implementing some new strategies I'm learning from local old timer knowledge in terms of protecting trees from something I hadn't considered prior. The adventure continues!
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32min
December 11, 2022 S2E40 - Zombe Apocalypse Insurance & Lateral Swales Off Gully
In this episode, I talk about the normally boring topic of insurance and then share how I started digging my first lateral swale and berm system off the main gully. First I dreamed about pulling at least some of all that amazing water out of the erosion gully out into my property. Then I got a bunch of other tasks off my metaphorical desk, which allowed me to dream up some creative thoughts. Afterward, it was a matter of going over to check out whether my idea had any feasibility. And finally, my intention to take the weekend off from working on the food forestry course I am developing allowed me to devote my energy to walking outside with a shovel. The results so far are far more than I ever hoped all this past year.
Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.
To talk with the prior Marine about why zombie apocalypse insurance is bad and how to get thousands in claim money without increasing your premiums or losing your policy text 432-410-3004. Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE. The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
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25min
December 05, 2022 S2E37 - DNA, Psychic Synchronicity, Military Intelligence, & Half-Assed Swales
In this episode I share segments for the first time! From yet another psychic synchronicity related to the Q drops to a certain African farmer to weird angles that seem to make some trees thrive better than others, you heard it first here. :D
Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE. The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
Watch videos of this project https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture.
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42min
December 01, 2022 S2E36 - Psychic Dreaming, Military Intelligence, & Zombies
Here I have another bonus episode for you involving a recent iteration of a recurring dream that ended up being prescient with regard to a recent Q drop. The intel this time was about protecting our DNA. Amazing stuff. The first episode of this season's vlog on YouTube was corrupted and the footage unrecoverable but S2E2 is up. About five of the oak trees are in-ground but I have been stranded this week after two rear shocks detached so the willows are likely perishing at the post office.
Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE. The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
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1h 6min
November 24, 2022 S2E35 - 100 Trees in Year 1, Course Build-Out, & Berries
I this episode I mark the establishment of 70 trees with 23 more going in the ground hopefully before it freezes. Even with super low water application, survival rate is leagues better than my initial attempt. I have three or four types of berries growing as well. The first guests inspired half of the additional trees by making privacy a now not a someday issue. It's a short episode because my battery ran out, so enjoy your yummy turkey or whatever you'll be eating tomorrow and I am thankful for you.
Watch last weekend's Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE.
The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
Watch videos of this project https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture.
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28min
November 07, 2022 S2E34 - Military Intelligence Synchronicity
A special episode documenting and giving additional voice to a strange and significant synchronicity today involving military intelligence.
Watch last weekend's Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE.
The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
Watch videos of this project https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture.
SUBSCRIBE to get ad-free, special-content episodes.
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27min
November 05, 2022 S2E33 - Food Sovereignity, Fall Planting, & Time In A Hammock
Getting plants in the ground before the satanic nut jobs of the global banking industry and their criminally insane friends in government take over the global food supply is going fairly well this Fall. 😂 I also have done some rock work in the road berms while continuing to plant trees and have pulled the trigger on 10 more pines I'll be using in the barren parts of my property with long-term wicking irrigation. I'll be quite busy over the next two months preparing for both a jewelry runway show and a two-dimensional gallery show in January. I finally found the mysterious tech issue with the funnel I'm building.
Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE.
The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.
Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.
Watch videos of this project https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture.
SUBSCRIBE to get ad-free, special-content episodes.
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41min
October 21, 2022 S2E32 - Inundation, Earthworks Repair, & Plant Mapping
In this episode I reflect back on the visionary experience I had a couple of weeks back and how accurately prescient it was, how an Acacia tree withstood two days under water, the geometry of berms and swales, and I share my plant map of the remaining species I aim to get in the ground before winter. Watch S2E1 of the YouTube series, up now on my channel! Pre-order my book at zombiepermaculture.com!
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43min
October 12, 2022 S2E31 - Synchronicity, Rainstorms, & WW3
In this bonus episode I walk up to the check dam to watch the sunset reflect on the water while four wild ducks swim around in the wake of two overnight rainstorms. I touch on social permaculture a bit more, note the synchronicity and prescience related to creatures showing up on my path and the Cosmic hydrology touchdown I witnessed last week. I talk a little bit about geopolitical dramatists and their local microcosmic analog and wrap with mention of a course I'm working on to guide people expertly through the creation of a food forest. Write me at zombiepermaculture.com.
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50min
October 07, 2022 S2E30 - Cosmic Hydrology
In this episode I share details about trees coming up where I planted seeds, the astonishment and delight from greening of the desert, reusing the water wick boxes with a different strategy, repairing my road burns using rocks from a friend's property, pulling lateral catchment pools off my gully, getting close to finishing the BnB and finally listing the campsites, and experiencing a visionary state of expanded perception involving the Universal hydrologic cycle in response to a social permaculture discussion about reforesting this valley. Phew!
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53min

FAQs about Zombie Permaculture:

How many episodes does Zombie Permaculture have?

The podcast currently has 138 episodes available.