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  • Holiday (Christmas) Special

    Hey everyone! Chill end of the year episode here… We decided to get things started with a quick chat on whether white gfs can be “Coretta Scott King” material, then (30:59) songs and musicians everyone liked that we couldn’t get into, then (1:23:42) we get to before going into our top Christmas movies and songs.

    happy new year!

    Recorded 12/21/23

    2 hr 3 min
  • Mid Girls: Remix

    We're back with a really fun episode! Getting started off with the latest in the Smith family saga, with it being revealed that Will allegedly was getting his back blow out in front of his assistant (3:21). Then we go on a tangent about Austin Powers & the Beyonce classic Carmen: a Hip Hopera (21:38). Next (28:00) we get into the Mean Girls reboot (remake?), & whether we have ideas for potential remakes that wouldn't suck. Then we cover Amy Schumer's meltdown over the Hamas attack (50:21), digging into how unfunny she is. We close off talking about Isr@el's lies (1:17:35), & whether the deep state is stupid or just thinks we're stupid (1:21:31).

    Recorded 11/15/23

    Some info about Amy Schumer's (likely) record of stealing other comedians' jokes

    Carmen: a Hip Hopera in it's entirety

    1 hr 38 min
  • The Preeminent Scholars of Pinkett-Smith Thought (Part 1)

    We're back with a scorcher, mostly having to do with the couple none of us can get enough of! The Smiths have had us in a frenzy!

    We start early with some chatting on Zoomer (or Gen Alpha?) jokes (7:50). Next we get into the things Jada Pinkett-Smith has said about Tupac on her press tour to promote her new memoir, Worthy (22:23). Then we get to her relationship woes with Will Smith (1:06:10), before I go on a bit of a rant about the undeserved hate Libras receive (1:14:19). This was a fun one!

    We have a part 2 coming soon where we speak a bit more on Will Smith himself, and the degree to which he is to blame for his own "cucking". Stay tuned, because we'll be doing an episode on the memoir itself!

    1 hr 28 min
  • Trav-lor is Pro Black Business

    After a jam packed week we get started talking about the "Excessive Dap Man" appearance on Here Comes the Backklash (0:09:31 [link below]).

    Next up is an short Hamas attack reaction (0:11:20), followed by discussion on- whether or not Doja Cat is "a literal fascist" (0:20:10), The Kelce x Swift fake relationship & the degradation of football (0:43:35), the latest on our modern-day Romeo & Juliet- Blueface & Chrisean Rock (0:59:15), a half-assed For All the Dogs album review (1:16:12), & how annoying Earl Sweatshirt is (1:19:01).

    Recorded: 10/7/23

    Guest spot on Here Comes the Backklash: https://backklash.substack.com/p/episode-38#details

    1 hr 49 min
  • Views From the 6th Gamerstation

    Welcome back everyone!

    In this episode we speak about: getting too high, Lauren Boebert's night to remember at the theatre, Drake's song with SZA (and if he's creepy? to be explored further in the future), Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' letters in defense of Danny Masterson and how we think the public should respond when these stories break, and a little sports talk at the end.

    I want to get ahead of the allegations now... the "poc" host is NOT the one with the bad fire alarm battery!!!

    Thanks so much for supporting us you guys

    1 hr 18 min
  • Pt2: 2 Peat (w/ DJ POOLHOUSE)

    Welcome to part 2 of our episode with DJ POOLHOUSE! Here we got one song a piece to represent what we listened to in high school, with some biographical context added on. Music featured by: Cr@ss, Lil W@yne, & Ju1cy J! We also got to do a rapid fire round with POOLHOUSE of either-or-s including Deep House vs Classic House, and George Clinton vs James Brown. We had a bunch of fun with this one!

    Links:

    https://backklash.substack.com/

    https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/here-comes-the-backklash-5400228

    @NuganHandVEVO on Twitter

    52 min
  • Pt1: Paint the Town with Big Girlz (w/ special guest DJ POOLHOUSE)

    Hey everyone! We've got a verrrrrrry special episode for you today. DJ POOLHOUSE of HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH fame (links below) sat down with us for a musical tour de force! This is part two of a double feature with our first guest!

    We talk about Doja Cat's rabid fans, "Cultural Satanism", Lizzo possibly being a rogue warrior taking on the Music Industry Sickos (?), and rap titan Melle Mel taking on the White Boi champ Eminem on the 5oth anniversary of hip hop. Part 2 will be a scorcher where POOLHOUSE and the crew get autobiographical over some high school-era musical favorites.

    Links:

    https://backklash.substack.com/

    https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/here-comes-the-backklash-5400228

    @NuganHandVEVO on Twitter

    1 hr 5 min
  • (She's) In Defense of Cuckolding

    Sorry we've been gone so long! We're back, and bursting (pause) with scorching hot conversation once again.

    Talking about Colleen Ballinger grooming Zoomers and apologizing through song, Adam22 unleashing a BBC on his wife, and how crazy the weed is nowadays.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Doo Doo Donny

    Welcome back! We update you all on our recent reads, WWE updates, epic subreddit r/bengarrisoncumedits, a quick discussion of the lessons learned from "COVID", the NeoCon World Order and Troskyists, & President Poopy Pants

    1 hr 35 min

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