It's an Emma "Thommo" Thompson double bill this week, as mum goes to see Men in Black reboot and Late Night. Give that woman a Bafta!

On this week's podcast, mum reviews the worst film she's ever seen. Will it be Godzilla: King of Monsters or Dark Phoenix? She also reports her latest road traffic accident, and her plans for vengeance on the old lady who dented her Aygo.

Rob is back in the UK and makes a rare visit to the cinema to see Octavia Spencer in Ma. Rob's niece is also back to review charmless half-term fodder, The Secret Life of Pets 2.

Mum reviews Elton John biopic, Rocketman, and takes her granddaughter to see the live-action remake of Disney's Aladdin. Get ready for her "new fantastic point of view".

Mum's seen the third John Wick movie ("grunting and breaking glass") and some weepie about a reincarnating canine, A Dog's Journey.

Mum recounts her part in the death of Spanish dictator, General Franco, instead of reviewing The Curse of La Llorona. She also gives us the lowdown on tepid buddy comedy, The Hustle, starring Rebel Wilson and Anne Hathaway.

This week mum reviews Tolkien, a biopic about an aspiring author exiled to the mythical land of Birmingham. She's also seen Long Shot, a Charlize Theron / Seth Rogan vehicle ("it's bearable").

Mum has seen a triple bill of adequate films: Red Joan (Judi Dench is a pinko spy), Wild Rose (country music and child neglect), and Greta (Chloe Grace Moretz is stalked by a weirdo).

Mum has seen a triple bill of adequate films: Red Joan (Judi Dench is a pinko spy), Wild Rose (country music and child neglect), and Greta (Chloe Grace Moretz is stalked by a weirdo).

Prepare yourself for mum's spoiler-filled review of Avengers: Endgame. Mum's also been to see Little: a comedy about an overbearing executive who becomes a child. Sort of like Benjamin Button, but with more shouting.