Mum certifies Can You Ever Forgive Me? as "a pearl". Well done, Melissa McCarthy! She also reviews Escape Room, which was so forgettable she accidentally saw it twice.

Mum critiques Clint Eastwood's turn as a faux-naive tortoise in The Mule. And, ever the contrarian, she gives Green Book its first and only glowing review.

Mum has been to see Vice, and it might be time to forgive Christian Bale for being such an insufferable scumbag. She also reviews Second Act, a J-Lo romantic comedy that is neither romantic nor comedic.

We're 90 episodes in, and it had to happen eventually: this week mum reviews an M. Night Shyamalan flick: Glass. She also raves about the very historically accurate Mary Queen of Scots.

Mum reviews Stan & Ollie (don't worry, it's in colour) and Colette, her second Keira Knightley film in as many months ("I was expecting absolute total codshit, but...")

Mum reviews Olivia Colman's Golden Globe winning turn in The Favourite, and another cracking performance by Steve Carell in Welcome to Marwen. Regrettably, she spoiled an otherwise enjoyable week by also seeing shouty un-comedian Will Ferrell's awful Holmes & Watson.

In this week's episode grandma reviews Mary Poppins Returns, Rob reviews Free Solo, and mum reviews Ralph Breaks the Internet. Strap in for a diversity of bad opinions!

In the first episode of the new year, we catch up on some of the terrible movies mum saw during December: Aquaman, about a fishy muscle; Bumblebee, a nostalgic robot smash up; and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, a boring cartoon for idiots. Let's start 2019 as we mean to go on: as a pair of grumpy bastards.

Christmas special! Rob forces his grandma to sit through The Muppet Christmas Carol and then talk about it. Humbug!