This week mum has seen Crazy Rich Asians and two films no one has heard about. One of them stars a child actor mum describes as "an annoying twat".

In this week's late podcast (I had to work, sue me) mum reviews King of Thieves, starring Ray Winstone and Michael Caine, and A Simple Favor, starring "the one who can sing" and... Michael Caine?

This week Ewan "Obi Bland Kenobi" McGregor stars in Christopher Robin, a film about a psychotic man and his friendship with a walking Disney trademark. Mum also reviews The Nun. There's a nun in it.

Mum reviews a flick about a cave boy and his pet wolf. Everyone speaks in a weird language, and that's just the podcast. She also reviews classy legal morality picture, The Children Act. Will Emma Thompson win yet another Oscar, and does Stanley Tucci look like a knuckle? Let's find out.

This week mum has seen The Equalizer 2, the latest geri-action flick, and reviews Denzel Washington's knees. She's also seen The Spy Who Dumped Me, starring Lady Egon Spengler and a balloon with a face drawn on it.

Rob’s niece pops in to review massive shark flick, The Meg, and the new MCU product, Ant-Man and the Wasp. We're really finding out what cool almost-teenagers give a shit about in this week's episode, and it turns out it ain't films.

Little Tommy Cruise is back for another impossible mission and Rob is excited in his underpants. Could this be the greatest action film of all time (aside from everything Jackie Chan made between 1976 and 1992)? Mum’s also been to see Mamma Mia 2, even though she vowed she never would because it looked embarrassing and shit.

We all know how awkward mum can be when talking about racism, so this week Rob drafts in his least awkward chum, Kate, to review BlacKkKlansman. They also discuss soon-to-be-defunct cinema subscription service, MoviePass.

Mum has seen The First Purge, even though she didn't bother with the first three installments in this cruddy schlockathon. She also reviews Marrowbone, a horror film that sounds suspiciously similar to one she reviewed a couple of weeks ago.

This week mum reviews the latest Pixar offering, Incredibles 2. She has also been to see Adrift, which is about a pair of drowning teenagers, and The Bookshop, starring Emily Mortimer as a British person in a British film.