Mum has been to see Robin Hood, a superhero-style retreading of that cartoon fox movie we all had on VHS in the 80s. She also reviews Keira Knightley's mouth in The Nutcracker and the Four Realms. Festive!

Mum gets confused during Harry Potter prequel-sequel, Fantastic Beasts 2. She also fantasises about inflicting grievous bodily harm on bad men while watching The Girl in the Spider's Web.

Mum has been to see Overlord, the latest Nazi zombie flick (there have been loads!). Brace yourself: it might not be a load of old tosh.

Mum's seen Steve McQueen's latest art film, Widows, starring dead Liam Neeson. She's also subjected herself to The Hate U Give, a YA novel on a big television.

Rob’s back in t’north of England, so he and his mam have gone t’see Peterloo, a film about olden times northerners getting massacred by t’chuffing army. Mum has also seen Bohemian Rhapsody, the Freddie Mercury biopic. It stars some teeth.

Mum reviews Ryan "Sex" Gosling in moon-landing biopic, First Man. She also falls asleep in James "Dickhead" Corden's latest coma-inducing animation, Smallfoot.

This week mum reviews the very necessary third remake of A Star is Born, starring Lady Gaga. She also calls out Night School for bullying poor little Kevin Hart, and rips into alleged comedy, Johnny English Strike Again.

Mum reviews the new Halloween flick and Bad Times at the El Royale. Marky Mark also stars in yet another Republican wet dream about a big muscle brandishing a big gun: Mile 22.

Mum reviews Tom Hardy's tongue in Venom, Sony's failed attempt to squeeze the last few pennies out of its rights to the Spiderman franchise. Rob also completely spoils The Wife, starring Glenn Close, even though he has never heard of it.

In our first ever quadruple-bill episode, mum finds out if The Predator can recapture the Preadator franchise's glory days, which lasted for all of 107 minutes sometime in the mid eighties. She's also seen The Seagull, a film about glum pricks wearing period costume in Russia (don't worry, Saoirse Ronan is in it), and Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (because it's autumn). Plus, we find out what she thinks of BlacKkKlansman and America's current raging twat of a president.