Mum has see the new documentary / biopic about Whitney Houston (mum can't remember which). She's also been to see Skyscraper, starring Dwayne Johnson's muscles. Does he get his top off? Not half!

Mum reviews this year's most hilarious comedy, Hereditary. She also accompanies Rob to see Sicario: Day of the Soldado, starring Emily Blunt oh wait maybe not.

This week mum reviews a fight she got into with a group of teenage boys at a screening of Super Troopers 2. She's also seen Oceans 8, starring Sandra Bullock and James "DMCA takedown" Corden.

This week mum reviews a couple of movies whose five female stars have an average age of 75: Book Club and Edie. If they're planning on shooting sequels they better get a wriggle on.

This week, mum's seen Chris Something-or-Other and the daughter of the guy from The Waltons (?) in Jurassic Park 5: a flick about GMO dinos scrapping over a giant hamster ball full of idiots. Goldblum stars for 4 minutes. I am starting to feel jealous of that lawyer who was scoffed by a T-Rex in 1993.

Oh no I talked to my mum about the jizz movie!

In this week's episode, mum reviews Life of The Party, starring Melissa McCarthy as a sexual pervert. Also, Rob has visited the cinema for the first time since January to see Oscar Wilde flick, The Happy Prince. It's vital that you buy Rob's comic about Oscar Wilde: google "Season of Sorrow Oscar Wilde comic" and you'll find it.

In this week's episode mum reviews hard-hitting political thrillers Entebbe and The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society and speculates about whether her childhood doctor was a Nazi. Fun!

This week, mum reviews the most superfluous film in the history of cinema, Solo: A Star Wars Story. She's also got an eyeful of Deadpool 2, starring Ryan Reynolds' willy.

This week mum finally gets around to reviewing the new Avengers movie, starring her favourite Marvel characters: "the Stick and the Badger". She has also seen feel-good euthanasia flick, The Leisure Seeker. Grandma might pop up too (she will).