Mum has seen Lady Bird, a film about a parent being taken for granted WHICH IS NOTHING LIKE THIS PODCAST OK?!

Remember the Winter Olympics? No, me neither. Anyway, mum's seen a film about infamous ice skater / knee smasher, Tonya Harding. Should be a laugh.

Remember the Winter Olympics? No, me neither. Anyway, mum's seen a film about infamous ice skater / knee smasher, Tonya Harding. Should be a laugh.

This week mum's been to see a film about a cat and a film about a fish. Who does she think she is, David flippin' Attenborough?

This week mum's been to see a film about a cat and a film about a fish. Who does she think she is, David flippin' Attenborough?

What's this? Helen Mirren playing Queen Victoria or summat? Mum reviews Winchester in this week's show, but there's really no point because every other critic has given it one star.

What's this? Helen Mirren playing Queen Victoria or summat? Mum reviews Winchester in this week's show, but there's really no point because every other critic has given it one star.

This week my girlfriend Hannah joins me on the podcast for the first time to discuss Fifty Shades Freed and the entire Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Did you expect me to talk to my mum about all that knobbing? No chance.

This week my girlfriend Hannah joins me on the podcast for the first time to discuss Fifty Shades Freed and the entire Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Did you expect me to talk to my mum about all that knobbing? No chance.

Oh what a shame. Mum has seen The Post, starring Meryl "The Streeping Bag" Streep and Forrest Gump. It sounds about as interesting as a man called Graham, but mum insists it's decent. What does *she* know, am I right?