Mum has seen Dwayne "Dibbley" Johnson's new film, which nobody should be surprised to hear is absolute schlock.

It’s a family affair in our one year anniversary episode: mum’s seen A Quiet Place, starring real life spouses Emily Blunt and American Tim-from-The Office, Jim Bablinsky or whatever his name is.

Mum has seen Isle of Dogs, the latest animation by renowned auteur and symmetry enthusiast, Wes Anderson. She’s also pissed away two hours on Truth or Dare, which would have gone straight to DVD if her eyeballs hadn’t got in the way.

Britain’s worst export since slaves, James Corden, stars as Peter Rabbit. Unfortunately, nobody comes down with myxamatosis. Mum has also seen Midnight Sun, another entry in the “my first love has a disease that will fell them before the third act” genre. This one sounds like it will have you rushing to book an appointment at Dignitas.

Mum has been to see Steven Spielberg’s latest bowel movement, Ready Player One. Set in the apocalyptic hellhole of modern day Ohio, this follow up to Amistad and Lincoln stars He-Man and the car from Back to the Future.

This week mum reviews the sequel to China's second favourite movie about fighting robots: Pacific Rim. There's a man from Star Wars in it. She also attempts (and fails) to remember literally anything about A Wrinkle in Time, even though she only saw it four days ago.

Mum has been to see the new Tomb Raider movie, possibly starring the woman who plays the dragon queen from Game of Thrones, but maybe not?

This week mum reviews Red Sparrow, starring planet Earth's sweetheart, J-Law, as a ballerina/spy/sexpot. She's also been to see Finding Your Feet, a film about Celia Imrie getting another acting job.

This week mum reviews Red Sparrow, starring planet Earth's sweetheart, J-Law, as a ballerina/spy/sexpot. She's also been to see Finding Your Feet, a film about Celia Imrie getting another acting job.

Mum has seen Lady Bird, a film about a parent being taken for granted WHICH IS NOTHING LIKE THIS PODCAST OK?!