This week mum reviews Viola Davis in The Woman King ("Go and see some Black women beat some White ass"). She has also seen 1950s-set Harry Styles vehicle Don’t Worry Darling ("He did well—he came across like a really good arsehole").

This week Julia Roberts and George Clooney have teamed up again in Ticket to Paradise ("Mamma Mia without the singing"). Mum also reviews climbing thriller Fall ("The budget must have been 5 pence").

This week mum has seen Three Thousand Years of Longing starring Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba ("He doesn't do too badly in this"). She also reviews teen horror Bodies Bodies Bodies ("I tried to go to sleep but there was too much screaming").

This week mum has seen Idris Elba in Beast ("It should have just been called 'The Big Cat'"). She also reviews horror sequel Orphan: First Kill ("It all gets a little bit silly, really").

This week mum reviews a couple of duds from Disney: Toy Story spinoff, Lightyear ("We all love Tom Hanks"), and 2021's Encanto ("This is a little bit too long").

This week mum reviews Predator prequel, Prey ("Sorry, Arnie, times have changed"). She also reviews Rogue Agent, a true-crime caper about a creep pretending to be a spy ("It's a good one").

This week mum reviews Nope, Jordan Peele's latest horror flick ("I'm sorry, everybody, but it was shite"). She has also seen sea-shanty sequel Fisherman's Friends: One and All ("Yes to fish!").

This week mum has seen Brad Pitt as a wisecracking hitman "with dodgy hair" in cameo-riddled actioner Bullet Train. She also reviews Joyride, starring Olivia Colman ("It's twee and really frigging annoying").

This week mum has seen swamp-set murder mystery Where the Crawdads Sing ("She gets off with this feller and it all goes tits up"). She also reviews war-artist doc Eric Ravilious: Drawn to War ("He sent a load on a boat that got blown up, but he still had plenty").

This week mum has seen "Ray Gosling" in Netflix's 007 knock-off The Gray Man ("cars blowing up, people getting killed: smashing"). She also reviews twee sequel The Railway Children Return ("it's a bit racist actually").