This week mum reviews Kenneth Branagh's moustache in Poirot 2: Cruise Control, aka Death on the Nile ("they've trimmed it"). She has also seen Dog, starring Channing Tatum and a dog.

This week mum reviews video game adaptation Uncharted, starring Spiderman and Marky Mark ("I would rather watch this than Indiana Jones"). She has also seen pensioner art-heist flick The Duke ("Helen Mirren plays a blinder").

It's the 250th episode of My Mum Has Seen a Movie, and to celebrate Rob and mum are watching the best film ever made about parents and children: Yasujiro Ozu's 1953 classic, Tokyo Story.

This week mum has seen the fourth installment in the Jackass series, Jackass Forever ("When you're 50 odd, it's pathetic"). She also reviews Olivia Colman drama The Lost Daughter ("I've already got enough to be depressed about").

This week mum has seen Roland Emmerich's latest disaster / movie: Moonfall. She also reviews Tom Stoppard's new play, Leopoldstadt, which is allowed because she saw it at her local cinema so it qualifies as a film.

This week mum has seen the new Scream movie (number 5 in the series if you're counting: they're not). As usual, it stars "Cox, and another one who was a witch in something". She also reviews Kenneth Branagh's Belfast ("He likes to blow his own trumpet, right up his own backside").

Oh no, it's a Bradley Cooper special! Cooper, aka Default Actor Man, stars alongside Cate Blanchett in circus-set thriller, Nightmare Alley. He also pops up in Californian coming-of-age comedy, Licorice Pizza.

This week mum has been to see "duh-d-duh-dUH-d-duh-MEH-ri-ca!" (Westside Story) and a British thriller starring Stephen Graham as a pressured chef about to pop a brain-vein (Boiling Point).

This week mum reviews Netflix doom-fest Don't Look Up, starring Leo DiCaprio and "Hummingbird" (Jennifer Lawrence). She has also seen spy-prequel The King's Man ("It's hard-hitting stuff – lots of dagger work").