The talking whale; Stories of coincidence; The founder of Ikea dies; The Leaning Tower of Pisa gets a clock; Parents skipping food; Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri is rubbish; Darren’s trip; Names for Britain’s coins; Mexican, Chinese and Indian food; A breakup story; Siri doesn’t work.

The Pope calls out Fake News; Embarrassment in Italy; The con artists at the Met Office slip up again; The solution to the housing crisis; Cheese rolling is not cool; Cheap weddings; Awards; Schools run by dictators; Mark The Shark.

Does Nigel Farage actually believe in Brexit at all?; Why Donald Trump SHOULD visit Britain; The Queen is moaning like a spoiled brat; Royal tat; There’s no such thing as free speech in Britain; Bad parenting advice.

The ultimate protest song; The Met Office are crooks; Pocket money; The secret to longevity; Radiohead are suing Lana Del Rey for stealing a song THEY stole; Is Theresa May the weakest Prime Minister we’ve ever had?; School trip stories; Golf is stupid.

Skiving stories; The only way to fix Britain’s trains and it’s not nationalisation; The naked gym; Donald Trump's red button is bigger than Kim Jong Un’s red button; Street lights powered by dog poo; Stuff that was left behind.

Politicians are horrible human beings and Damien Green is proof of that; Badger sings a seasonal song and gets sent to anger management; The word of the year; Sad news from Jane in North Yorkshire; Small mobile phones shouldn’t be banned.

The worst Christmas present; No sympathy for people who buy houses by airports and complain about planes; Donald Trump trips over his words; A tribute to Keith Chegwin; No negotiation over Brexit; The benefit scrounger.

Donald Trump at odds with the rest of the world on Israel; A brush with wildlife; How following procedure can make you sound like an idiot; Can GPs be replaced with Google?; Justin is ready to repair a puncture; Tales From The Cheap; A call from Lapland.

The truth about the latest Royal wedding; Roger’s addiction; People who don’t know how to use thermostats; How to remove the threat of nuclear attack by North Korea; A brush with wildlife; What’s the point of Christmas cards?

The sinister truth about the childhood obesity crisis; Proof of the existence of a fourth dimension; The bloke who’s lying about being a time traveller; Driver-less cars are coming; Is it OK to suffer from premature decoration?; Christmas shopping danger.