Jesus replaced by a sausage roll; Parking stories; Double dipper phobia; The supermarket with the pub inside; Universal Basic Income will be the end of the world; Jabs in both arms; Packaging problems; Ringing in the ears; British motorways are rubbish.

What’s Donald Trump doing in China?; The Queen is a tax dodger and so is Prince Charles; Mistaken identity; The naked restaurant; Badger’s gambling story; Can sheep really recognise faces?; Name the gritter; Linda’s secret talent.

The supermarket shopping nightmare; The job interview from hell; Does that make me crazy? Fake news and faux news.

Carl’s waste of money gadget; The truth about the T-Charge; If you’re an adult and still live at home with your mum, you’re a loser; Would you pay more council tax to get more police on the streets?; The relationship deal breaker.

Why HS2 is doomed; A brush with wildlife; Confusion over Gregg's; Sleep disorders; What is the sinister truth about the red sun?; Targeted Ads at Piccadilly Circus; Pole Dancing at the Olympics; Gadgets you bought but never use.

Locked out of BOBfm; Piper with a Tale From The Cheap; Crimes Of Fashion; Britain is racist; When Jo got stranded; The truth about politics.

Will America bring in gun control laws after what happened in Las Vegas?; John the bus driver on how he deals with road rage; People who don’t wash their hands after going to the toilet; Stranded stories; Dogs with jobs; Britain should re-brand; Freaky food combinations; Tales From The Cheap.

The return of the International Contest Of Jokes; BOBfm taken off the air by a swarm of angry wasps; Getting recognised in the North West of England; A special birthday song; The man with the golden bum; Public transport nightmares; Lisa gets her finger stuck in someone's ring; William Shatner on the bog; Lame workplace moral-inducing schemes; Saudi Arabia not doing enough for women.

Theresa May responds to the treachery of Boris Johnson; An embarrassing injury; Donald Trump v Rocket Man; The world needs better climate change spokesmen; Local dishes you can’t get enough of; Sleep or money, what would you like?; Workplace pranks.

Houseguests from hell; The boss’s inappropriate suggestion. The Scottish panda is not pregnant; The school with the strictest head; The missing features from the new iPhone; Why do we need Roman numerals?; Scamming the scammer; can sweets be offensive?