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  • Yeap, This Is Hell Or What? Just Attack Stuff!
    The RoDs are continuing their decent through the portal and further in the tunnel within their hell. They continue to see what lurks behind every corner and collecting anything that can move, like alabaster pseudo dragon statues that Volkorn believes to be worth 100g a piece. Hey, a mans got to eat! They head out venturing to the end of the cave where they meet the outside which appears to be nothingness, until Volkron peers around the corner of the cave where he notices something in the distance. As he continues to gaze it appears this figure is coming close and starting to become visible. It is a giant, Blood Red, monestary walled off. With a giant M on the monestary itself and the walls are covered in dark red to black faces that are recognized as Kytons. Volkorn explains to the group of these beings and them being a type of demigod created from pain and suffering. But why would the Morkans be tied to something like this? The team attempt to take refuge in the cave opening and sleep, which they can only do for an hour before being attacked by demons. They battle their way to find time to make a new sanctuary with the limited rest they had to safely slumber for the time needed. Within their morning the crew head out with one thing on their mind... What ever is in there we will attack first, and if there is survivors ask questions later! Yeap, This Is Hell Or What? Just Attack Stuff! - MP3
    5 hr 7 min
  • Magical items but why or HE STOLE MY CLOUDSONG!!!
    I do apologize for the late update due to personal reasons of travel but lets get back into it again! Here we are with the RODs continuing into the unknown. After much debate on which path to take crew flips the metaphoric coin and start there adventure. The group seems to have found a skull with 2 yellow gems. After Daryl holds the amulet and hears a crackling voice in his head whisper of an song (Light Bright, Light Bright, shine so bright). Upon testing it, the eye shine out with a light so bright that he feels that it may blind a person. The adventurers continue their journey to watch Stug go Kenshiro on enemies, which upsets Volkorn who is itching to get some blood on his hammer! The group continue their battle in which Dranas swings his Bastard Sword only to hold it incorrectly and hurt his wrist dropping his sword. One of the Ghoul sees its chance and grabs the Sword and starts to take off! Dranas drops his shield and pull out his mighty 2H and yells for his sword to return. Stug and Dranas take chase. Stug runs through 2 enemies down the hall with no care that he is being swung upon to look down the final hall to not see the Ghoul or the sword of his comrade. Volkorn attempt to help locate the sword but to no prevail. The group continues on and come to fight a dark knight creature holding a Halberd with black steel with a icy mist fuming off of it. Come and listen to the struggle of RODs. Magical items but why or HE STOLE MY CLOUDSONG!!! - MP3
    5 hr 11 min
  • Remembering how to play or will someone get that baby?!
    Well, long time no see friends. After a 1.5 months off we are back at our normal schedule. Here we are with our adventuring making their way into the portal that leads to some Chaotic Evil plane. The RODs notice a blue light coming from the tunnels leading left and right with both converging down the main hallway to their No..We... um, in front of them. Dranas with his knowledge , and I use that lightly, from past experiences is that he believes that they must follow the path to the left and right first to unlock something from the front path. After split second decision the adventurers head left. There they meet some Glabrezu, Four arms grace the torso of this towering monstrosity. The monster's eyes shine with a mix of intelligence and cruelty. Daryl, trying to repeat his righteous success of last game fails miserably with a ill-placed acid pit... poor Volkorn. Now that we hopped back on the bike things should run a little more smoothly. not to mention we wont need an hour break for someone to make an appearance somewhere else.... women... or to be enticed by Tekken 7. Plus Volkorn will be back. Can't wait to see the group expressions when they find out what lies ahead. It will be an uphill climb where if they are not truly careful someone or all may just perish. Remembering how to play or Will someone get that baby?! - MP3
    4 hr 34 min
  • Strength beats puzzles or We arent in Reliqua anymore!
    Well here we are again friends. We have the RODs trying to figure things out in this room. They are unsure what the levers do themselves until they start to work as a team, where it seems like Stug is taking a leadership role when it comes to things that take thought. I am liking Stugs progression as a character thus far.Stug asks Daryl to shrink a statue that charges from the wall, it works. Daryl not wanting junk in his backpack just tosses it into the black goop below... which disturbs more Bone Golems that rested. After the battle Dranas starts to swing his sword at the track to another statue to try and get it to stay out of the wall. Stug watching as Dranas keeps up the fail train decides to pull the statue out. The floor is able to hold onto the statute but breaks at the knees. The group places the statue back on the it came from and pulled the levers to see the statue shatter and releasing another emerald to put into the door. From there our adventurer open up to a room just as destroyed as the others but with a group of ghouls, one yelling "It is opened! Go! Tell the others!" in which the RODs does the most Diplomatic thing the RODs does and that is to kill them! After defeating the ghouls the RODs make their way to the back of the room noticing a red swirling portal. Where this leads nobody knows. Dranas feels evil from within so he wishes to jump head first into the portal, but Daryl is having second thoughts on the entire thing. The group venture forth noticing a small opening to a redish orange sky, with a tunnel system in front of them made of dark volcanic rock. Volkorn was able to conclude that they left their planes to a Chaotic Evil one. But hey, don't just take my word for it. Have a look! Strength beats puzzles or We arent in Reliqua anymore! - MP3
    4 hr 24 min
  • What is this black stuff or Daryl back at it again!
    Here we go again! Daryl, the real Daryl, is back. Continuing their decent into The Morkans Stronghold where more and more hellish things await. A door that is wrapped in skin. Stug demands fire, what could possibly go wrong?. After not wanting to mess with the burning door for now the group head off down the hall and into some putrid black sludge. And with stug around you know here is much holding going on. At the end of one section They group finds a gem in a mountain of this sludge. Dranas being Dranas just shoves his hand into it, or at least he tries. The group continue on to a room of sludge laying below 4 other pillars and a wooden bridge to connect them all. Along the wall a statue of a woman holding a shield. as the group looks around and is bull rushed from a statue interlaced with the walls stug tells Daryl to fly over to the main statue in the room and check it out. Then Shrink it, then bring it to him. Someone raises the Bone golems that lay below in the sludge. What could have possibly happened? Where they always evil? Why was everything stuck down here? Who locked the door? Our hero's may never find out. Though they easily could. But only time will truly tell what lays ahead for the RODS. What is this black stuff or Daryl back at it again! - MP3
    5 hr 17 min
  • Wizard played right or Where did the witch lady go?
    After a week of delay here we are again. Daryl was missing so the Paladin stepped into his role,but could not figure out how to play him as daryl. Then again could anyone really do such a task? The group are able to safely stay in the safe house created by Dani. Who for some reason dissapeared and only leaving her pet dragon, who seems to shows affection towards Daryl, and the safe house. The group waits for Volkorn to stop being mopey for about a day before they venture forward. They then see a being with tentacles that at the end have claws like a lobster and eyeballs. Come see how the group deals with this first boss and its adds that they dont see until Dranas jumps into action first, as usual, before become aware of the full situation. I just don't know if he is being suicidal or too arrogant even after the close calls with death. His fate truly lies with his decisions and the roll of the dice. Watch as stug uses items he hasnt used in a while and finally makes use of them only to find more that lies deep within the Morkan Sanctuary. Will our team ever start figuring out what may have gone wrong? Will Dranas ever search his inventory? Will Daryl burn his party members? And who is at the bottom that is casting such an evil presence? Come listen as the RODs continue their journey into the unknown. Wizard played right or Where did the witch lady go? - MP3
    4 hr 22 min
  • What Bit Me on the Ass or This is a Cozy Dungeon Cabin
    Welcome back. Today we have uploaded for your listening pleasures (and pain since we had the big fan blowing... I really need to invest in quieter and more fans) more to the story of RODds. Here we get to see our crew fall victim to a false sense of safety. As they battle skeletons that appear to have once been crushed by large rocks/boulders. Dranas takes no heed as he see's an empty room with a statue that holds a book. What is this? The statue is wearing the same clothing as the dead Morkan from earlier?! What is that? Fireballs to the face?! I find it comical he constantly complains that Daryl burned him earlier but has no care for his life and shrugs off hard hitting fireball traps The book is of the Morkans themselves, but the group only wish to flip through to the back to see if it had anything about them, *spoilers* it didn't. Dranas thinking that is all somehow belongs to him/them since they believe,from cryptic words of a dead man they brought back to answer questions, to have passed the trials earlier. The Crew head to another room, where Volkorn decides to take lead in case he see's more ruins on the ground, which he does. He makes an attempt to tell Dranas where said runes are but he has no ability to understand and just moves forward to another fireball to the face.I honestly am concerned that his intellect and wisdom is not truly as high as he informed me. Comes and see the childish mocking voices of children as the group venture forward, where the team feels they will be safe until the children themselves start to make real attacks, pushing Volkorn to his limit to try and save the group as... WHAT?! A home pops up in the middle of a room in this underground... something... Dani and Daryl take refuge. Dani decides that the group still fighting will need soup once the battle is complete and room to bath as well as sleep. This and many more interesting surprises and choices made.. as well as some sexual tension in this episode of Story Trumps Rules! What Bit Me on the Ass or This is a Cozy Dungeon Cabin - MP3
    4 hr 56 min
  • Time to go with new friends or Dranas didnt learn anything
    So here we are again. We have the RODds finishing up their night of drinking with the Dragon Riders. The group is able to have a conversation with Stalia before she leaves to the north. Daryl decides to go for it now and start drinking the milk of his mother so in 90 days he can become a dragon. There is much curiosity to come of this decision and how it will play out for him as well as the others. But one thing is for sure, there is no turning back now. With the group taking their leave, and Dany saying good by to the only humans she remembers to join someone of her own kind, we continue on our journey. Where the team decides to head north of the center of the Wasteland to discover a small pool/oasis that is emitting magic, and evil. Dranas, who seems to have learned nothing decides to jump in head first. I am sure he is his own biggest enemy and will probably get himself killed, but that is what tabletop RPG's are all about. Do your thing and have fun with it. I also realized that Dany and even Stug are much more quiet now so I will have to re-position the mic layout. since if I turn the gain up Daryl will complain about his laughter even more. Volkorn also seems to remember some things about the home of Malo from quite some time ago. Like its speed, who should be able to control it (for now), as well as its location may be near... but before all that let's see what awaits the RODds at the bottom of this small oasis. Time to go with new friends or Dranas didnt learn anything - MP3
    4 hr 56 min
  • Finishing the Game or Best Store in Wastelands
    Dranas and Stug contemplate how to safely continue on with the game. Looking down another hallway to see a couple of oiled up bronze bro's that love to hug it out and flex in the mirror! Listen to the "strategery" of Stug and Dranas's ability to not rush face first, for once. Upon finishing the game the group seems to have lost a member and there seems to be some new visitors at the Dragon Party. Could it be? Another Oread?!Wait, they are merchants who travel the Wasteland looking for Wonderous Items to sell? "Take all my Gold! Wait... Let me go get some more gold!" exclaims the ROD. Sadly Daryls Dragon Party was not recorded... but! Daryl comes back with many things on his mind. Volkorn decides to do the best thing he could do at a time like this and get Daryl drunk and explain what he was up to. We get more of the back story about Teegle, Daryl's mother Stalia, father, and even Zarkan! Or at least his drunken recollection of it. Daryl was in charge of taking pics of the game this session... He is fired... Finishing the Game or Best Store in Wastelands - MP3
    5 hr 27 min
  • It's Leviosa or the bet of a lifetime!
    Sorry for the delay. Much sickness and 10 ft felt like 10 miles. Our adventurers are awakened by strong whistling and wind from the final door, as if what is inside can hardly wait. The food spoiled for breakfast, could it be an omen? The adventurers eat from the food they have and pay it no mind. They get their items ready and head through the door, but this time the door itself disappears after they make their way in. Leaving no place to go but forward. They enter into a hallway with a 37ft ceiling, cast in unbreakable stainless glass of random patterns and colored in red. Trim that binds it is pure gold. Dranas being Dranas decides to test said glass below himself. Stug decides to scout the room with the pillar of light to find 3 groups of Air Elementals patrolling. Stug makes the ultimate stug move to start off this section of The Game. Still waiting on Daryl to have some spare time to have his Dragon Party. This will be text based and posted once we get it finished. We just got the beginning and I feel its going well and getting a little deep for Daryl as a character. Only time will tell what lays waiting for the future of Daryl and the rest of the group. So come and enjoy our adventure. Its Leviosa or the bet of a lifetime! - MP3
    5 hr 3 min