Here we start the day off in the Mages Mansion where Dranas starts to cook breakfast for all. Daryl lays about on the couch contemplating his meeting with Gary and Larry and every so often ganders at Dranas rumbling about in the kitchen. Once food is ready and others wake up and gather to eat Daryl starts to talk about what he wants to do for the day. Find this Black Lotus. Dranas just talks about his gear that he is having made. Stug is just there ready for adventure. After a lighthearted meal the RoDs decide it is time to claim what they have been seeking Black Lotus. In the attempt to retrieve what lays in Mount Tomo before the goblins of Kobm that are there now excavating. They Teleport randomly again, get their barrings and decide to head towards the northern region. Upon so they notice a figure stuck in vines with a green mist emanating from it. There they see an Orc unconscious and trapped within. Dranas ventures head first unaffected by this mist. As Daryl decides its his time to act does what comes natural. Burn everything in front of him. This would include the trapped unconscious Orc. After being attacked the Orc regains consciousness and reacts to the situation with more fire. The group introduce themselves and meet a new traveler Sweet Chuck. This is a shorter game as we got to know our new player and had him roll a char and somewhat caught him up to speed. Why Don't The Dwarfs Care Or What? That's Not Black Lotus! - MP3

The Journey of RODs continues as the group finished off the Spider Cave and Dranas finds a Spider womans treasure chest the group decide its time to head back to Tor'ar because Stug has to check in for his job. Daryl decides to teleport everyone near the groups, besides Dranas who is fill with jealousy and anger, Chateau Le Pu. He has the brilliant idea of making their bathroom stall into the Mages Mansion doorway. After mucnh talk the group decides this is not the best idea but end up by the dumpster behind the restaurant where they talk about killing people to look up and notice the cooks are outside smoking in ear shot. Dranas at this point has left to try and gain access to the Archives of Nethys. The group eventually meet Chef Charle and end up discussing him training their paladin how to cook more like a professional cook. He agrees if the money is right and to bring his friend along and they can start whenever. At the Archives of Nethys Dranas is met with an avid toy collector and comes to find out what the Archives is really all about. Gathering knowledge and sharing it with with like minded people. Though in order to do so you must have 3 people that vouched for you as well as bringing in an item not seen before or knowledge that the Archives lack. He talks with him about his toys and Stug since he has the champions on display as well. He is able to bribe his way past the 3 people and brings the globe of the ancient world to the Archives. From curiosity the man asks where he found said item, which Dranas shows him his map. After jotting some things down Dranas is granted access to the Archives where he starts to study the wonders of the world. And maybe figure out more about Black Lotus. Stug and Volkorn make their way to the castle to only be shunned off and mocked thinking they could just enter the caster because Stug has a job with the Army of Tor'ar. They make their way to the Army Camp where Stug is granted access but Volkorn is not because he is not in the army. After trying to persuade the guard he is still denied being told his only way in is to join the services. Stug meets with General CloudKicker who talks to him about his men and seems a little reluctant to even have stug in his army. He informs Stug of his people and when they should be expected on when to arrive. He farts as he notices the General having battle formations on a table map. Stugs First Day Of Work Or Are Those Battle Plans - MP3

The group killed off the blood clot of dranas and pillage the treasure chest, after being told by dranas's spider gf that it holds his destiny he pulls out a card of many things. They share a special moment in each others eyes. She tells Dranas that he must kill her mother and she is just below if he follows the broken wall that has a floor made of webbing that spirals down into the darkness. Daryl tries to come to reasoning. Wondering if there is another way to go through without being seen or killing the mother and maybe finding the Black Lotus. Dranas informs him that they are killing the mother. Daryl asks if she might be enslaving the spiders. Any answer of reason. Dranas exclaims because she is evil! Daryl lets out a sigh and decides there is no reasoning. Dranas stands just beyond the entrance and exclaims "I have come for you demon". The long battle with much lightning, punching, kicking, flying, masturbating, and blood the group was able to take out the spiders. Dranas is grabbed by his spider gf and is pulled down with her into the darkness as she repells down with her webbing. encasing them for some alone time. Dranas is given his rewards. He beds a spider woman and collects some platinum after being informed what is hers is his. Sadly Dranas knows not her name, but the sound she makes. The rest of the group harvest and await for dranas to come back. Stug needing to show up for work within a day says he needs a ride back to tor'ar. They make their way through the town where they notice a familiar duo. The old man that talks of doom and apsu, along with his pig brother, are back. Stug infuriated remembering his promise to himself if he ever seen him again he would kill that pig. The group walks up to the old man and stug starts whaling on him without warning. knocking the old man out and the pig runs off. The Harp of Angels or Dranas's Justly Rewards - MP3

After having another 8 hours of rest due to fatigue within the group.The group was able to figure out what the pillars that glow once they put pressure onto it the room of smoke cleared from the doors opening on both sides. Smoke pouring out from whence they came. Daryl, who was invisible, decided to scout to notice a room of four figures that appear to be studying at each corner of the room. Acid Fog!The group await for for the fog to dissapate. They notice that the humanoids still appear to be standing but all around them is gone, ate by the acid fog. The group does what they do best, attack! As they attack and stab the bodies they notice that they are not moving to defend. They are already dead. They hear a noise to the back, a blood humanoid presents itself. As it comes closer they notice that it has a familiar face...the face of Dranas! Love the Smell of Burnt Spiders in the Morning or Uncle Flow - MP3

Here our lovely group continues to adventure forth through the evil. After Dranas gets his quest for advancements with a spiderwoman that squeezed his lil elvish cheeks.... butt cheeks. They make it to the next room where they encounter a bridge to cross within a room with a long dark pit. Once they advance the doorway shuts with a slab of concrete leaving Daryl and Volkorn seperated from the group outside. A Battle ensues with more of the phasing spiders. Volkorn and Daryl join in the fight by appearing in the middle of the bridge room. More spiders attack. Dranas runs off to his own demise... The spiders take him down and chew on him until his life is extinguished. The battle exhausts the party and with the room on fire Daryl decides it's time for everyone to sleep over at his mansion. You Got No Time to Die or Slumber Party Sleep Over! - MP3

Here our adventurers continue into the spider domain. Battling venomous spiders and more that phase. They have discovered these to be followers of Mazmezz. They find a few spider sacs that appear to be hiding some type of humanoid. They cut into these and discover the body of a dark skinned elves, known as Drows. They are holding a ceramonial blade in their hands with a necklace sac with black rock in it...but what could this mean? Continuing down their path they notice a small statue with holes above. Volkorn is teased to providing a sacrifice. He convinces Dranas to cut his hand and insert his blood into this Statue. Nothing much happens but Dranas' blood starts to poor out of the bottom. They decide to venture on with nothing happening. Volkorn glances back to notice blood starting to overflow but thinks nothing of this and continues. They come up to two more larger spiders that have drow women torso's. Dranas fully naked and alert upon seeing these spideresses decides to try his hand at courting spider bewbs. After some back an forth the spiders decides to attack and follow their mothers desire to kill the intruders. A large battle commences with one of the spider ladies to phase away as the battle continues. Warning, interspecies erotica is contained within the continuous story of RODs...damnit dranas...damnit...

Here out adventurers decide that with their time before having stug report to duty Volkorn wishes for them to go looking for black lotus.They teleport randomly to the forest of elves. Daryl flies up to try and get their barrings. He notices a large tree to the north and some mountains to the south. As they walk through they get attacked by some giant spiders! Which they notices a part of the forest is covered in webbing. They decide to head in and look for Black Lotus. This first part was an authorized ROD designed dungeon where our heroes much fetch 2 items to open their path. They are able to do this in a long winded manner. Dranas seems to have an affinity towards spiders and the ones that had women's (yeah, i know) torso's. Volkorn not wanting to have any of that smashes the spider woman with his hammer of cayden! Dranas in disappointment feels that tingle down below. There is evil lurking underneath his feet. Come and find out how this tale unfolds. Looking for Black Lotus or Hey that Spider is kind of hot

In the process of Dranas being released they asked for blood and not for him to leave any time soon in case of more questioning. They also draw blood from Daryl, but the Lab Tech notices the oddity of Daryls condition. Dranas informs the group of what happened and all decide to go to the after party. Volkorn is given illusions of Teegle beckoning him... he ignores the call and decides it's time to PARTY! But on the second time heeds its warning. The group talk with Teegle and make plans on how they could get Daryl out of prison but at the very least his blood so he can not be tracked. They then take their charge at the Guards Station, Tor'ar PD! After talking trash for some time they made no true lead as an attempt to lure them into a fight. Volkorn decides its time to release his Jurassic Park. Eventually breaking through a side fence and then the building itself. They continue to take on the towns guards killing all to leave not a single witness. Two however are able to make a fleeting escape. Whether they noticed who the attackers where remains to be unseen. The Lab Tech that was taunting Daryl decides to make a final run with Daryl's blood only the be grasped in the teeth of a T.Rex! Teegle is able to help sneak out Daryl with his magical snuggy of invisibility. The group cleans up and makes sure all the blood around where Daryls spilled was mixed well before making their departure leaving the Dinosaurs reeking havoc. They meet back at Teegles home in Tor'ar to see that all is good where Daryl decides to sleep over to be more with his father that he has yet to really get to know. -- Come on guys lets celebrate or Wecome to Jurassic Park - MP3 --

We start off this action packed episode with more ROD:Tournament Fighter Championship Alpha 3. I don't wish to spoil the champion for you but the fights were clean, and the crowd rejoiced.During the tournament Daryl noticed the Barrier around the arena dissipated. Informing Dranas, Dranas comes up with the only plan he knows... ATTACK! As the final blow to Gregory lands, burning him to ash, Daryl and Dranas appear within the arena in front of all to see! The guards take control and pull them in for questioning... This is where Daryl shines, taunting the guards with his Teleport spell. This leads him to being detained overnight and locked in a collar. The collar itself when worn redirects the spells casted by the owner back to themselves. The Tournament Closes or F the Town Gaurds - MP3

Not a bunch to say about this one. Come and enjoy the beginning of the Tor'ar Champion of Champions Tournament! Volkorn is selling his wares to the crowd. Stug watches upon the lower ranks as they battle their way to make it to top 8. Lydia and Zarkan gave a a speach and to inform everyone what this is for. A wish and for the winner to be offered a position in the Army of Tor'ar. The Tournament Begins Or Get You Cool Caidens Ale - MP3