The adventurers made their way to the hill. They looked around for anything that could be there as to why this was marked on Malos map. Stug decides to do his Oread thing and travel through the ground to find a contraption that raised up through the hill allowing the RODsS to enter and lower themselves into the hill. They make their way down and notice the walls have a large mural etched into it leading all through out this place. They make their way to the bottom level that the elevator is able to take them. The notice there is 2 gears missing from the walls and appear to be keyholes. Dranas decides to go back up a level to check out the rest of this place. Dranas discovers a giant angelic construct that does not react to him. He noticed there is a gear inside the construct with a Key in it. He bashes the construct until he can get the key gear out of it. He eventually comes back down with no other path to go and places the gear into the slot which popped the key out. he is able to turn it and the cave in front of them they hear noise of something moving. The right half of the cave floor risen up with a quickness. He kept turning the key to lower then raise the floor with confusion... After some time Dranas decides to go back upstairs when the floor is risen. He meets another construct that does not move. He destroys this as well to get the key gear out. He comes back down to input the gear and turn the key. Unknowing to the group, Daryl is hanging out at the bottom of the cave looking for any clues. As the floor raises Daryl gets caught in the floor as it rises. He is flattened with the cave ceiling. Dranas lowed the floor, and sSug goes to find Daryl's items and grabs a chunk of Daryl. Daryl is visited by Malo in his afterlife regrettably requesting that Daryl goes back to the world as he is still needed for something later. Daryl decides that since this is not real he does want to return. He accepts the spell and returns back to his humanoid form. Dranas turns the key once more. They make their way into the final chamber where they meet the last remaining memory of the Jovians, his name he had forgotten and only wished to be called Jovial. He lets them know that the only way in to the final chamber is to take his life to pull out the key gear. He tells the RoDsS about his ancestors. He warns them of the dangers that are stored behind the wall. Dranas and Volkorn have a serious conversation if they could even do this to see whats behind the door. As they discuss you hear screaming, and the sound of gears grinding. They turn around and they notice Jovial is flailing his arms at Stug as Stug is elbow deep inside Jovial trying to pull his gear out and gives it to Dranas. The Tale Of The Jovians or Hey Was This The Gear You Wanted? - MP3

Our adventurers continue on their journey but this time they have the power of a Mansion. Looking around and reminiscing in the past, the group notices a green orb. They are able to discover what would appear to be the 3rd Zeebo. Zeebo informed the group that he was created by the blood from the blood of 3 Sorcerer's; Zarkan, Teegle, and Malo. Daryl remembers what Malo done to him, take him blood and dropped it into the orb on the top floor. Daryl remembers that he is able to move the mansion. As they are getting comfortable, Daryl notices some blue markings on the big map upstairs where he can control the house. He tells the group that he see's a marking. Eventually the rest of the group is able to see the blue dots that are marked by magic. Daryl decides to take off to the first dot. While waiting to arrive at their destination, Volkorn decides to get Gailic drunk. Gailic is not a fan of hard liquors, so dranas offers him some of his wine. This turns out to be the 3 penis wine. While partying Stug lets it slip that Ursa likes to drink also, without a second though Gailic lets Ursa drink from his cup. Stug attempts to stop her, but she has already drank half a mug. Nothing was left to do except watch the impending mis-haps of our dear Gailic. Eventually the group arrives to one of the markins on the map but see no way in. Stug decides to go into the ground with his Oread abilities. There Stug notices some type of lift mechanism. The group is able to head down below. The enter a dusty yet elegant hall that is covered in a mural, showing the evolution of mankind. When they arrive to the bottom they are able to see humans become these other beings, clockwork constructs. To which lead to a great war of these gear like beings. Dranas discoveres a gear missing and keyholes. he goes back top to notice constructs that are sitting still holding what appear to be gears with keys in them. Dranas, doing what he does best in these situations doesnt hesitate to not think and charge in! Come and find out the destiny of the RODsS. Secret Secrets or The Map has Blue Dots - MP3

The adventure starts off with some shopping and Stug going to check on his duties. Stug walks around and head to where he believes for his new crew to be. He met only one man named Gailic. Gailic was a nervous man with a rather boyish face and at times had a slight stutter. Stug dragged Gailic along back to meeting up with the RODss. Dranas went and had erotica with his spider woman.... we learn about the X card when things cross a line. He also pleaded with her to stop having the spiders from attacking and killing. Volkorn, Daryl, and SweetChuck head off for some fun Scrying back in their Scrying room below the bar. The room still dirty Daryl discovers Volkorns idea of how to effectively Scrye...by placing his face into the Pool itself. The same pool that Daryl releases himself in pleasure and never cleans. Daryl Confused and with slight anger asks Volkorn what he is doing. Volkorn comes back up with goop slowly falling from his chin explains this is how you Scrye. Dranas after trying to lay down the law heads off to the only place he believes can fix his armor. He is naked but inquires about new armor. As he peruses the wears he comes across a mankini elephant armor. The breastplate cuts off above his belly button like an 80s football jersey in highschool with elephants on the shoulders and a cod piece of an elephant. After much shopping everyone meets up at Teegles Apartment. Stug introduces everyone to Gailic, Volkorn is quick to show his dominance. Slapping the hands of Gailic when he attempts to grab for food. Eventually the group continues to discuss their options of going to Malos home. They request that SweetChuck takes them to the true location of The Archives of Nethys. They make their way to the home where they enter and start to look into the home of the man in charge of training them. The group starts to look around and find an green orb that they remember that Zeebo held when he was summoned. After much guessing at the command words eventually they stated "You have all you need!" in which a Zeebo was summoned. He explained that he is a being created by 3 Sorcerers. The group still looks around the top floor to see if anything interests them. There was a note on the back of a picture with coordinates. Malo said there was something left for him from his mother. Stug getting bored with the travels decides we must stop Malos Home to test the strength of Gailic. In which Volkrons summons 2 beasts to attack Gailic. Gailic was quick on the draw and was able to Kill both monsters within a round. The group seems a little shocked and Stug approves after he see's Gailic pick up his non broken arrows. Come on in and listen to the tales of RoDss. Pools of Scrying or Malos Moving Mansion - MP3

We begin this chapter with the rodSS hope onto Daryl in dragon form flying off to the castle in the center. The Wendigo's took pursuit after them. Sweet Chuck started to cast out Fireballs after the Wendigo's which numbers raised the further they flew, hearing the loud tone they made earlier to call more. When they approached the broken castle they noticed the numbers to dwindle until they were no longer being chased. Nor did they hear the sounds of the Wendigo's. The group started to check out the castle itself where they noticed a stone chair sitting in the setter. They also noticed a floating eye just watching them from a distance. Sweet Chuck takes action to toss Magic Missile's after it. They group kept exploring where Stug noticed a tunnel underneath the chair. Dranas started to charge the chair and podium to move it. Once the tunnel was exposed the sound of explosions getting closer and closer was heard. The ground outside the castle was blowing up and getting closer. Stug went into the group and moved away. Dranas slid down the ladder assuming nothing outside would get him there...only to realize that the tunnel itself was blowing up. Dranas pinned under rubble and already coming back to life once from his paladin ways started to suffocate due to the rubble pressing on his chest. Volkorn and Stug rush to start trying to get through the rubble. Stug, for some reason unknown by pc (:P) mended into the rocks and moved to dranas to give him a necklace that would give him an air bubble, which fails. They get close and closer to Dranas, but with little under half the tunnel left Dranas has his final ponder of how awesome all his life choices have been...slipping away into the darkness. The group eventually get to Dranas's lifeless body and shrinks him down to transfer his body easier to a town in hopes to get materials to resurrect their fallen friend. During this time Dranas has his own heaven but is greeted also by Malo. Malo gives him information on what is going on, but not a lot as usual. He also explains that he is wanting to be resurrected in the future and that he can find something in his home that is familiar to the group in his home that he gave control to Daryl near the true Archives of Nethys. Come and witness the trials and tribulations of the RODss. Fly You Fools Or Dranas Is At It Again! - MP3

After fighting off a group of Wendigo Dranas becomes cautious of the Building that shows a blue tint to it. The Bradbury's Home of the BrokeBack Orphans. Not able to detect evil on the house, feeling of a void, he tries to convince the group to burn the entire place down. They notice a broken down castle to the north east. They continue to try to figure out what is going on in the Brokeback Orphanage but the sun is starting to set. Dranas volunteers to walk in to see if he can set off traps, Volkorn reminds him that he already walked in and out without issue. Everyone but SweetChuck and Daryl enter the orphanage and discover a bar with various bottles with different colored liquids, nothing is labeled. Dranas contemplates the negatives of just trying them. Stug inspects what appear to be graves outside that has bodies of Stugs old raiding group, with an X on top to show signs of their kind. Stug notices feet prints moving to the NE. Stug pays his respect to the fallen. Afterwards the group outside hears the loud noise that was made by the Wendigo they battled before. Stug tries to ride Ursa into the building but can not fit. He tries to pull ursa into his shield. Where a flicker of white light Ursa disappear and now if shown on Stugs shield. The Wendigo are able to make an attack on SweetChuck but Dranas takes the damage with quick thought. Daryl decides to use his Aqueous Orb to take SweetChuck and ram him into the door of the Orphanage. This does not work as he imagines it would. The group start to take action against the Wendigo's. Some of the group tried to Teleport but it did not go as planned. Upon seeing some disappear the others make the same attempt and find them selves teleported to a basement with Cellars and 3 hanging bodies. Dranas starts to find notes scattered about while searching. We playing Blitzball or Wait I Didn't Port Here - MP3

Dayl continues his discussion with his father wanting answers. His fall is convinced he done this for Daryl's own good. To keep him safe and out of reach from a Zarkan that has been torn apart from the lost of his love and his child. He also dives deeper into who Malo, Teegle, and himself were as young kids and their crew was TMZ. He explained their struggle growing up and how they always had each others back. Zarkan was the first of the crew to get into Sorcery and got the others into it as well. They were growing up and strong until one day Teegle seen a fortune teller that seemed to call to him from a distance as it was back in an ally-way. This is when Teegle was informed of a dragons egg in an icy cavern. TMZ convinced they will see a dragon decide to make the journey to this cave. Where they find the egg but are interrupted by the sound of a dragon approaching. The TMZ turned invisible and started to just study them in the shadows. Eventually a Blue eyes dragon came close to Teegle as they were alone and explained that she see's him, this was Stalia. Teegle eventually was asked when Zarkan turned evil and skipped the when he was had to helplessly watch his love, Saphira, and his unborn child get burnt alive as it went in to defend Stalia. Eventually Dranas heads the the Archives of Nethys to gain more knowledge. Stug goes along and makes an attempt to gain membership for learning languages. Eventually Brother Aaron comes up with the idea for Stug to give him a years worth of advertisement rights and stug gets 5 people to enlist and Aaron will wave his fee's but Stug would still need bring some type of antiquities. Stug agrees. Eventually the group catch up together and Dranas informs everyone of what he read about. A town called Bradbury. Just north east of Tor'ar and they where family friends of the Tor'ars. He also discovers that they had a fued with 2 other families as well that has lead to multiple conflicts. Also from visiting the town hall he had the additional info on the kids of Tor'ar, one who is Lydia, but also seen from pictures of the Bradbury's that Lydia looks like the mother Nadia Bradbury, who also had a daughter named Nadia. Many theories ensue. But they decide to find the location and teleport there but not before they catch up on where Teegle went. Teegle appears to be part of the Boat Race's of Oasis. He has a partner named Dom and they are prepping for a big race coming up. Dranas not wanting to accept what he is seeing decides to yell for the group to head to Bradbury. Volkorn complies and they port to a burnt down town to which they would assume to be Bradbury. They head on into the history of some big battle as night is starting to set they see a creepy looking humanoid that is drinking from a puddle of some sorts;This hideous shape has the head of a feral elk with jagged teeth and sharp antlers. Its humanoid legs end in blackened, burnt stumps. They are the Wendigo. A Fathers Pat or It's a Winnebago - MP3

So our story begins quite normal in comparison. Daryl speaks with Sweet Chuck about his buttplug ventures where Sweet Chuck lets him know that he has some background in glass blowing and may be of some assistance. Overhearing this Dranas decides that maybe he should get a Spider dick made from Daryl for his spider gf. Daryl refuses due to him now wanting to know the intricacies of a spiders dick. They decide to craft one using Dranas as the model. But this requires him to stay hard for an extended time. Stug heads off to work to speak with Steveo, the Rogue captain that had ties to Broke Back Bandits, to bring him back to Teegle's place to have a conversation with Volkorn about what he was able to foresee about the Broke Back Bandits raid on the castle within a week. He talks with his subordinates and practices to pass the time as he awaits for Steveo to be done with his daily duties. Dranas continues his journey to find a way to stay hard for Daryl. He procures an item from a local Herbalist shop that is promised to keep him aroused for extended periods of time. With interest Dranas watches an infomercial about Three Penis Wine. With the item purchased and a warning to drink with caution Dranas heads back to Teegles to start the work needed to maintain his freakiness. Dranas informs Daryl he is ready and in the living room he disrobes and drinks from the Three Penis Wine. Daryl lends a helping hand with his Unseen Servant to help Dranas rise to the occasion. Volkorn just sitting on the couch asks if they could go somewhere else while he sits and drinks. Questioning his life choices he decides its time to see about procuring land but from The Farmer that owns the land on Caidens Beard. Once in Celest Volkorn heads to The Farmers house but is greeted by a Goblin. He inquires about the owner and is informed that it is now owned by Quark.Quark talked to Volkorn in the kitchen about how this all came to be. From The Farmer to fall into debt with Quark to him trying to pay it off with a night of gambling to only fall into deeper debt where he finally lost the Deed to the farm. Quark informed Volkorn that he did not want to sell him land. But Volkorn eventually got to him with decent price for the requested amount of land but if came with a price of a monthly fee. And he inquired what Quark could do about maybe him being the only bar in town in he has to pay a hefty monthly fee. Quark informed him that could be done but the bar was in trouble lately where the patrons turned on each other in a violent and cannibalistic way. Volkorn takes his leave to the bar, but not after trying to browse the kitchen area for the deed itself. Back to Dranas and Daryl making a clone of his dick in diamond. Dranas is fully aroused and starts to force himself on the Unseen Servant to which it could not take the damage and survive. Dranas steps back and feels the soft fur of the couch behind him starts to gently rub himself on it. At this time Teegle shows up with a wide eyed expression as he looks at his son on his knees looking closely at Dranas. He eventually deduces that his son is just doing his hobbies and asks what they are doing there. Dranas informs Teegle of what Volkorn has seen in the mist, a Dragon named Saphira. Upon hearing this voice Teegle immediately teleports away. Volkorn makes it to Caidens Beard to notice a pit to the side with something smoldering. He sees Dalton, bruised up and on a crutch next to the pit. He explains to volkorn that there was something wrong with the Bear Meat and the people turned on each other. They had to kill the infected and burned the infected bodies. Bar itself was under Quarantine and when inquires about Britney, Dranas's Apprentice Chef, only for Dalton to reply with a long stare towards the burning bodies in the pit. Volkron tells Dalton to take the money in the safe and use it to get someone to find out how this occured. Dalton informed him he will get in touch with a long time friend, Odo. Volkorn al

Here we have the group doing their thing that they do best. I am still not sure what that is but anyways; most of the gang talked around the town of Aetheral to obtain Black Lotus. They arew able to meat an Herbalist Amir that is able to sell them low grade shake of Black Lotus and some seeds for various types of Glow Weed for SweetChuck. Volkorn tried to inquire about buying more but concluded it could take 6 months of everyone farming the Black Lotus to get the amount needed to open up Mount Tomo. He then pushes to try and buy seeds but is told that it is not sold to outsiders. Volkorn is able to bribe the down on her luck Herbalist into trying to procure what he requires. Daryl has his mind set on getting tattoos but realizes this cost gold. He is off set and complains to his group that night in the mansion. Late into the night Daryl is presented a floating pouch with a note of Caiden wishing for him to follow his dreams and providing Daryl with the right amount of Gold to achieve his goal of Magic Tattoos. Daryl sleeps throughout the night and then takes SweetChuck to Kobm to get fresh tattoos. There Daryl is able to meet the lead singer to Uhh!who honors him with a autograph turned into a tattoo. SweetChuck gets a tattoo of his own, but it is not magical... and may get sued over it. Stug starts meeting his first few subordinates by doing what Stug does best, using his fists. He is able to take the paladin down without issue. Though when he meetgs his sorcerer he is duped from an illusionary spell. But the story starts to take a turn as Volkorn has a dreamm in a bar with a man who states that its time to even up the play for the gamble. He is shown a Red Dragon that is surrounded by a thick grey fog. Volkorn then Scryes this Dragon from his secret scrying room in the bar to discover what Daryl has been up to in there and has not cleaned any part of his mess after watching Rhonda's Squatting session to make an attempt to message them... The Dragon speaks, and after a short story Volkorn discovers her name to be Saphira. Come and find out how it all goes down, and maybe someone might be able to get some land to grow the crops of glowweed. Only time will tell where the wind takes the RoDss. Getting Tatted Up or Dragon in The Mist - MP3

The continuation of a continued story for stuff. Volkorn and Dranas have taken up the Mining Skill. Stug kills off some bears to the South and killing the bears he can. He collects these bears and then heads to the Merfolk of The Lake. He starts to stuff the bears down the hole into the water. Stug is greeted by the voice again from the Merfolk. He gives them offerings but the bears are denied and the Merfolk require live humans as the offering. Stug inform them that he will provide. While the rest are doing their thing Daryl decides to head out to Kobm to get these tattoos he has head of. Volkron and Dranas continue off to the Elvish City of Aetheral. They notice that the entire bottom section of the tree there is no old Elves to be found. Volkorn is very intent on finding an herbalist shop, he looks high and low for a guard but does not find one. He then look to the closest kids and grabs him and starts to shake him asking "WHERE IS THE HERBALIST SHOP!!!". The frightened kid talks back in elvish as he has no idea what Volkorn is yelling. Dranas finally helps out for once ( :P ) and asked the kid where they can acquire some Herbs. To which the child replies Amirs is the shop for them. Volkorn attemps to buy Black Lotus and is able to do so but the quality is very low and it is all shredded up. Volkorn is also informed about how hard it is to self grow the herb and how even harder it is for outsiders to get seeds for the plant. Volkorn shows coin to gain Amirs favor and it appears to pay off. Amir is willing to try and find some Black Lotus Seeds for Volkorn. This is due to the entire Herbalist of Aetheral would take 6 months to grow the amount he needs. SweetChuck also gets some good strands of Glow Weed and growing help that she has learned. Daryl has been provided gold from Caiden to follow his dreams and heads off to Kobm again with his gold he acquired. As he enters he is also seems to have company, but it is none other than the lead singer of UHH!. He tries to make friends and gain an autograph. Come and find out the stories and minor adventures of the RODss! Into The Caves or Mining The Mountain - MP3

After meeting their Orc friend and partying the night away the RODss continue their journey for herbs and Black Lotus. Once they are in the very depths of the cave they are able to find a potion but they can not determine what its contents are but decide to hold on to it for now. They look forward and notice a dark pool of water below them, it smell vile and quite murky. Daryl casts Water Breathing on the party and they start to descend, one by one. They make their way slowly down a narrow corridor that leads to an edge they can not see past. The water is so thick with a mucky greenish yellow color and various things floating about. Daryl casts glow on a rock to try to see further. He mage hands it out in the front only to see it disappear. As this occurs Stug hear a voice in his head calling to him as Oread. Informing him that the offerings are early this time and that he has enter further than he is supposed to with their offerings and breaking the Agreement. After a brief conversation with this creature Stug tells everyone to back away and he will handle this and to trust him. The party follows Stugs wish and returns to the surface. Stug comes back to try and communicate with the Creature and is able to do so, but asks for a face to face. He is granted this request if he comes to him as he was when he is born. Stug removes his weapons and heads in. He is then greeted by a half humanoid half serpent known as Merfolk. They have a brief discussioin about the oreads being to the south, and the pact that they have. But also Stug inquires about Black Lotus. In which the Merfolk states if Stug brings an early offering the would let him know where to get Black Lotus. The Merfolk informs Stug to bring the party he is with as the offerings now and he will provide him some and let him know where to get more. Stug informs him he will be back with offerings for the Merfolk and takes off. The group reconvene and take north. There they are greeted by a warning arrow from the trees. They notice a group of elves in the trees, and to the north they notice a line of Dire Bears. Dranas steps forth to greet the Elves. The group is informed that Stugs kind is not welcome this far north and he must not move forward. Stug made the decision to split from the party to keep the peace, or so it would seem. Stug heads south to beat up bears while the group continue to the north towards Aetheral, the Elvish Kingdom. Don't Take Kindly to Your Kind or We Need Black Lotus and Glow Weed - MP3