hello and welcom to SIMON'S LOVE ISLAND BLOG and this weak on the island that good lookin man got with that good lookin woman again and they did naughty stuff tehehehehehehehehe and then there was that other good lookin one (not that one) who was with that other good lookin one and they then did some naughty stuff teheheheheheheheheh and then there was that one who didnt get with nobody and so just sunbathed it was a good episode. Ok, I don't know what that was, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week. Friday Goodfellas 10.15pm – 1.05am ITV4 Saturday Babe 4.20pm – 6.15pm ITV2 Sunday Legally Blonde 3.45pm – 5.35pm Film4 Monday The Day after Tomorrow 8.00pm – 10.25pm E4 Tuesday The Hangover 9.00pm – 11.05pm ITV2 Wednesday Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 7.45pm – 10.00pm Film4+1 Thursday Goldfinger 9.00pm – 11.15pm ITV4

Continuing to look at films Chris deems 'Schlocky but enjoyable', today on the Film Club we look at 'They Live'. This 1988 John Carpenter film is about a drifter who discovers an alien presence across the world, controlling the populations thoughts and impulses through the use of subliminal messaging. Stars Roddy Piper, Keith David and Meg Foster.

This week on the Film Club Chris looks at 'Schlocky Films'. Fun but trashy! Up first is 'Black Sheep', the 2006 New Zealand horror-comedy. A sheep farm crossed with a secret genetic laboratory succeeds in an experiment to turn sheep from docile herbivores to wild carnivores, whose bite can turn people into weird human-sheep hybrids. Fun, gory and with great effects from the Weta Workshop.

hey hey hey everyone i has sum reallllly exciting news to tells you all i got an email the other day on my computer and it was from a prince from an african country telling me that they need sum one to help them get sum money out of teh country but 1st they neded mee to send them some money 1st but then they wuld pay me more money than i sended them so i did and so soon i will be soooooooo rich richer than the queen and bill gates and gordon ramsey the money shuld arrive soon which is gud becoz my new russian gf natalya (gal gadot is sooooo not my gf anymore becoz i fought i cud do better) shuld be arrivin soon too becuz she sent me an email to and i sent her some money so that she culd come over and stay wiv me. everythings coming up SIMON. Ok, I don't know what that was, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week. Friday Django Unchained 10.00am – 1.20am 5STAR Saturday Inception 9.45pm – 12.30am ITV Sunday Machete Kills 11.10pm – 1.20am Film4 Monday Mamma Mia 8.00pm – 10.10pm ITV3 Tuesday The Iceman 9.00pm – 11.05pm Film4 Wednesday Snow White and the Huntsman 7.35pm – 10.00pm Film4+1 Thursday The Jewel of the Nile 7.55pm – 10.00pm Film4+1

Finishing up a week of 'Damn Good Films', Sam (our resident Science Consultant) has to jump in to save Chris, who thought it was smart to recommend a Film he hasn't even seen! Fortunately, Sam has plenty to say about French Horror/Drama 'Raw'. When a lifelong vegetarian arrives at a Veterinary school to continue her education, she forces herself to eat meat as part of a hazing initiation to fit in. She soon experiences dramatic consequences to this, learning a lot about her true self.

Chris continues to bombard us with a variety of good film recommendations this week, with today's choice being Italian drama/comedy 'We Have a Pope' from 2011. This film looks at the death of a previous Pope, and the struggles of a Cardinal who has been elected to replace him, against his will. With only a psychoanalyst to prepare him for his new position, how will the new Pope handle things?

Chris races through a week of 'Damn Good Films' with his next choice of blood pumping action-thriller 'John Wick: Chapter 2'. Keanu Reeves' retired super-assassin 'John Wick' plans to resume a quiet civilian life after the events of the first film, but Italian gangster Santino D'Antonio shows up on his doorstep with a gold marker, compelling him to repay past favors. Ordered by Winston, kingpin of secret assassin society The Continental, to respect the organization's ancient code, Wick reluctantly accepts the assignment to travel to Rome to take out D'Antonio's sister, the ruthless capo atop the Italian Camorra crime syndicate. Ruby Rose, Ian McShane, John Leguizamo and Lawrence Fishburne are just some of the stars appearing alongside Reeves.

Chris brings us back from the depths of the 'film dump' this week, instead choosing a selection of 'Just Damn Good Films' to look at over the next few days. To begin, this week we look at 'I am Not Your Negro'. In 1979, American Novelist James Baldwin wrote a letter to his literary agent describing his project, "Remember This House." The book was to be a revolutionary, personal account of the lives and assassinations of three of his close friends: Medgar Evers, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. At the time of Baldwin's death in 1987, he left behind only 30 completed pages of this manuscript. Filmmaker Raoul Peck envisions the book James Baldwin never finished.  

ok, so kris wasnt in last weeke becoz he was off somewhere else being a stupid bum bum face so i didnt really feel like righting a blog post for the film guide becoz i has like nuffin to prove to anyone but now that hes back i definitely have summint to prove to peeps. i was in the studio today wiv my new girlfriend gal gadot aka SUPERMAN BATMAN WONDER GIRL WOMAN (she is totes my new gf and i can prove it i totes have pictures and youve got nothing to say that she aint my gf youre so stoopid) gal is sooooo grate and she finks im well funny and laffs at all my jokes shes better than my last gf scarlett johansen aka CAPTAIN AMERICA IRON MAN BLACK WIDOW yep thems two are my gfs i had to let scarlett go because she loved me too much and said that i was just too good lookin for her, can you believe that? OF COURSE YOU CAN BECOZ ITS THE TRUTH. Ok, I don't know what that was, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week. Friday Begin Again 11.10pm – 12.50am BBC1 Saturday 2001: A Space Odyssey 11.15pm – 1.30am BBC2 Sunday The Great Caruso 1.15pm – 3.30pm BBC2 Monday A League of Their Own 7.30pm – 10.00pm Film4+1 Tuesday X-Men: Days of Future Past 9.00pm – 11.35pm Film4 Wednesday Ever After: A Cinderella Story 7.40pm – 10.00pm Film4+1 Thursday The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 7.35pm – 10.00pm Film4+1

Chris is on holidays this week, sorry for the lack of comedy service for the blog post this time round. Normal service will resume next time. Simon was in the studio to talk (proof! ^^) about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week. Friday Dr No 9.00pm – 11.15pm ITV4 Saturday Marvel Avengers Assemble 10.00pm – 12.25am BBC1 Sunday Monsters 11.20pm – 1.10am Film4 Monday Monsters: Dark Continent 9.00pm – 11.20pm Film4 Tuesday Experimenter: The Stanley Milgram Story 11.20pm – 1.15am Film4 Wednesday The Imitation Game 9.00pm – 11.15pm Film4 Thursday Best 9.00pm – 10.30pm BBC2