This week we struggle through the ridiculously long novelization of Kate Beckinsale in leather epic Underworld! And joining me is guest host Sabrina as we try to work out a) what is even going on, and b) where vampires or werewolves are more to our lycan. And what's worth buying at Kate's Baking Sale? Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week is a grown ups only foray into the problematic baby world of pseudo Paris/Tokyo when we read the novelization of the conceptual nightmare that is Rugrats in Paris. And joining me is Paris expert Paris! Let's get to the (diaper-clad) bottom of this! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week our pulses are QUICKENING while we're GATHERING up the strength to win the ultimate PRIZE and... ahhh forget it, we read Highlander. Guest host Jacinta and I finally catch up on both the book and film that everyone has been losing their heads over. SEEWHUTIDIDTHERE? Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week the Bond is better when we read the gruelling novelization of movie/N64 game Goldeneye! And joining me is the Oddjob to my Jaws, Courtney Coulson, who has done all the hard work in prepping this epic extra length podcast! Will we get to the end or will it all come crumbling down around us? This is not a joke! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we're not lyin' when we read the surpisingly great novelization of man-eaters gone wild movie The Ghost and the Darkness! Joining me is incredibly familiar guest host Jacinta as we learn all about the actions of these fearsome beasts! It's Jaws with claws on paws! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we are immersed in one of the hottest pop culture romances ever when we read the bafflingly long novelization of Beethoven's 2nd. And joining me - with a U.S. perspective - is my horrified guest host Lauren. It's about a dog, who is in love, but then it becomes about a whole lot of other unrelated stuff. BURGER BINGE!! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we get all deep in them tombs when we read the ridiculously and unnecessarily long novelization of the very simple Tomb Raider.  And joining me via the skypernet is first time guest host Edward as we go exploring for hidden meaning and secrets in this ancient and hard to read prose. It'll make you feel very Jolie! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we are recruited for greater things when we read the very padded novelization of much-ripped off cult classic The Last Starfighter. Joining me in the cockpit is co-pilot Hector Weenis as we face the shocking realisation that all our fond childhood memories might be lies. Includes Easter eggs. Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week things take a dark turn when we read the thigh-opening crime thriller novelization of Basic Instinct. Listen as guest host Lizzy and I shudder with horror at Detective Nick Curran, one of the most disgusting crapbag characters ever created, and his deplorable downward spiralling antics. Trigger warnings apply! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we take another shot at Vietnam, when we read the oily, pumped up and surprisingly graphic novelization of Rambo: First Blood II. And joining me from afar is irrepressible co-host Xavier, as we milk the most out of the brand new mixing desk. Learn more about Rambo than you ever wanted to know, including a surprise appearance by his sidekick... Scrotey? JUST LISTEN TO THIS THING. Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!