Book Was Better is back, baby! Or is it Book Was BEEter? And what BEEtter way than to kick off a new era than with the novelization of Jerry Seinfeld's brain fart Bee Movie! Joining me is BEE-utiful co-host Paris as we find out all about honey, memes, bee on human love, bees, bees and bees. Plus bees! BEES. Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

The Book Was Better returns from hiatus with a brand new episode thanks to the labours of far-more-motivated-than-I-am co-host Courtney Coulson! We review the overwritten novelization of the much-maligned Star Trek Nemesis which confirms for me how much I dislike TNG - but can I pull Courtney across tot he dark side? Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we get all sparkly for you gold-ram brownpants when we read the novelization of the movie of the TV series: Serenity. But don't panic, I am lucky enough to have Firefly expert Lizzy Unpronounceable as co-pilot to help me navigate your precious space-lingo! May the force be with you! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week it's a case of the Bond Was Better when we read our first 007 novelization, The World is Not Enough! Guest host Agent Coulson has done plenty of interesting research, and I do plenty of puerile derailing, in this epic-sized episode where we expose the dirty, dark secrets of James Bond's dossier! Rest assured, we have a license to THRILL! And SPILL (the beans). And KILL (about an hour and a half of your time). Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we learn that ANYONE can cook when we read the novelization of Pixar's rat-on-chef's-head classic: Ratatouille! Joining me on this sojourn to Paris is guest host Jacinta, as we learn all about French, soup, and pulling your hair to tell you what to do! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we go back in time and finish off a BWB trilogy when we read the (confusing) novelization of Back to the Future Part III. Joining me is fellow cowboy Zach as we figure out a whole lot of unsolved mysteries, involving hills/valleys, the true McFly family tree, alternate histories and a whole lot of gubbins! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we dig to new depths when we burrow into the novelization of ugly-as-all-get-out animated feature Antz! Doing it for the colony is guest host Paris, as we confront a muddy, violent, dystopian tiny nightmare where Woody Allen is even more terrifying than before. Dig in! If you dare! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

We're finally back, this time delving into the blood-splattered novelization of mofos-ice skating-up-hill movie Blade! And helping me learn how Snipes earned his stripes is fabled vampirologist Courtney Coulson! We solve all the great mysteries like, was Marv Wolfman really a wolf-man? And so much more! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we're buggin and going postal when we read the Betty and Baldwin filled novelization of Clueless! Reminiscing about 20 years ago is guest host Sabrina as we go jeepin' and get brutally loqued. Or something. I'm Audi! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we trudge through the swampy mess that is the turd-polishing novelization of low-budget muck-man sequel Return of Swamp Thing! Bringing the comic knowledge is guest host Hector Weenis as we learn all about potatoes, cucumber intimacy, stilted speech, and two Little Stinkers. Swamp Thing you make my heart sing! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!