This week we read the large, unwieldy, audaciously padded novelization of Tim Burton's martians attack movie, Mars Attacks! Fending off the invaders is guest host Emily, as we try to wrap our heads around the unnecessary backstories of the ridiculously massive cast, while anxiously wondering... will Mars actually attack? OR ARE WE TO BE MADE FOOLS? Don't be foolish - find out now! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we endure a decade spanning grudge match when we read the novelization of the 100% charisma free Universal Solider! Luckily, bringing the charisma is guest host Paris, as we get to the bottom of the Unisol program, Pepsi, and Jean Claude's bottom. Listen and learn! Download here! (Click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we upload onto the grid when we read the audaciously truncated novelization of Tron Legacy! Fighting for the user is special guest host Courtney Coulson as we decipher all the complicated bits and bites. 011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011001010110000101101000! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we take a daring journey into the human mind when we read the junior novelization of Pixar's brilliant Inside Out! Joining me for all the feels is guest host Sabrina, as we share our joy, sadness, anger, fear, and filthy hawt disgust! Keep pressing that joy button! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

This week we travel back to 1981 to read the turgid novelization of MGM's classic Clash of the Titans! And in the spirit of things guest host Hector Weenis and I clash like two titans of obscure, niche podcasting! Learn all about mythology, nipples, and salty whiskers! ZEUS COMMANDS IT! Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save) Or why not subscribe to us on iTunes and join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group! And you can now get bonus content by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!