Our scintillating seventh episode explores the halls of Charles Edwin Cheese and his delights; a fiery new energy drink that indirectly injures Alex; more news on the errant Italiano's impending move and its troubling lack of information; Finally Fantastic IX; goofy cars and other videoed games; up-front eikaiwa fleecing; the WNYX-Piston Hurricane connection; a second angle on Dog Whisperer-sensei, and insight into being a jackass on Twitter. This podcast can be purchased at the prize counter for 350,000 tickets.