Our longwinded ninth episode includes Alex gearing up for his life-changing move; escalating convenience store wars; Tweet Theory continued; NewsRadio concluded; Guy Who Doesn't Understand Wikipedia; the science of riffing; Hands: the Hands of Hands; Ray contracts coconut poisoning; Alex's dad writes in, and that old icebreaker, xenophobia in Japan. This podcast soon to be a feature length animated film by Hayao Miyazaki.