Get ready for a no-holds-barred rundown of the week’s most jaw-dropping news and pop culture moments! In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa tackle Trump’s sudden tariff retreat and how it’s hitting everything from Walmart shelves to sex toy sponsorships. They break down George Santos’ prison sentence for campaign fraud (and his OnlyFans spending), debate whether Florida will really elect Matt Gaetz, and dig into the tragic story of Virginia Giuffre, the Epstein survivor who changed the world. But that’s just the start: The duo roast the logic behind praying for the Pope, question why Americans are obsessed with circumcision, and laugh over the “wet dick leak” theory of COVID’s origins. Plus, they go deep on red flags in dating (would you date someone whose favorite movie is Minions: Rise of Gru?), the economics of splitting the check, and why Monopoly is the most misunderstood board game ever.