Welcome to another wild episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise tackle everything from the science of attraction to the chaos of modern politics-with plenty of laughs, hot takes, and a dash of chaos. This week, we dive deep into the latest Elon Musk/Tesla shakeup and what it means for tech, business, and government. We break down why boycotts like Starbucks and Chick-fil-A rarely work, and why ethical consumption under capitalism might just be a myth.

Get ready for a hilarious discussion on the weirdest ways men take off their shirts (seriously, why is it always so chaotic?), the culture of practicing to look hot, and the difference between the male and female gaze. We get real about beauty standards, lip injections, and the pressure to look good for the girls versus for the guys.

Plus, we talk about the Ninja kitchen gadget recall that could literally blow up in your face, and why you might want to check your pressure cooker ASAP. The crew also unpacks the latest political absurdities: Trump’s cult of personality, his supposed run for Pope (thanks, Lindsey Graham), Rubio’s new security role, and the ongoing distraction tactics in American politics.