In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into one of the wildest news cycles yet: the Catholic Church has elected its first-ever American pope, and we’re here to break down what that means (spoiler: probably not much). From Chicago accents and deep dish pizza to the Vatican’s PR machine, we’re asking if this is a real turning point or just another symbolic milestone.

But that’s not all-Jimmy reveals his $100,000 charity beard-shaving challenge and the existential dread that comes with exposing his chin to the world. Alyssa shares her own family’s Italian Catholic quirks, and together they roast Andrew Tate’s chinless machismo, Elon Musk’s latest billionaire blunders, and the general state of Gen Z (are they fascists now?).

We also get real about parasocial relationships, the ethics of Patreon, and the blurred line between audience and creator. Plus, rapid-fire hot takes on AI, streaming wars, true crime podcasts, electric cars, and more.

If you love unscripted banter, sharp social commentary, and a little bit of chaos, this episode is for you. Don’t forget to check out the bonus show on Patreon for even more unfiltered opinions and personal stories!