Pie Hard dives head first into the biggest news story to hit the club since the Magpie Button – the search for the next senior coach. We look back at how it all started for Matthews, Shaw and Malthouse, and how (spoiler alert) each ended in a fiery demise, before turning our attention to the current search and the bizarre physical quirk that ties all great Magpie coaches together. Plus, Collingwood’s new dirt-encrusted timepiece and we reveal why our next coach will be unveiled inside a Suzuki Mighty Boy